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# what do you
do? Are you a vicar, prepairing for the day ahead?
no? didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:45, archived)
# i am a vicar, and my religion is beer.
i wish i was preparing for the day ahead by drinking a few. but alas (and -more noticably- a lack), i am doing homework that should have been done a long long time ago. if reading b3ta counts as "doing homework" that is...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:50, archived)
# homework? that's not <i>work</i>
anything we can help you with?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:52, archived)
# dont suppose you or anyone else here
can teach me about journalism in the public sphere?

that rhymed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:55, archived)
# suggest you rhyme all your journalistic output,
it'll create a stir if nothing else.

only reason homework's not real work is you don't get paid for it! it's alright- it's reduced itself to a tedious exercise in repetition, and i'm good at those.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:02, archived)
# spacefish -
i just realised you said you don't watch tv. Me neither really. I watch maybe2 hours a week. No one can believe it. A friend of mine hasn't even got a tv and everyone thinks he's mental. Why don't people realise most tv is shite?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:06, archived)
# Aaaaargh...
I work in TV (yes, that's right) and I have to spend SO MUCH of my time watching total crap because we "represent" it... wooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:12, archived)
# oops sorry.
are you very small? working in a tv must be hard.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Yes
she's very very small.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:16, archived)
# listen you!
GET TO BED! Mike'll be round yours at this rate...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:19, archived)
# i'm just lacing my shoes
and trying to find the barbeque sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:23, archived)
# OI!
You lookin' at my bird?
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:41, archived)
# nope, its been so long
that ive forgotten what girls look like.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:49, archived)
# Aww
Mike,

You rule.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:21, archived)
# i just can't concentrate on it,
it's all too blah (except for a few programs which are good).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# me neither
it takes too much attention, and I end up looking round the room and thinking about stuff to do that would be... good. Most people do not understand it actually takes concentration and genuine will power to watch tv.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:17, archived)
# someone else who understands!
woo!

this brings the total number of people who understand up to three: me, you and Avalon the hamster. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:24, archived)
# and my mate
Joe. That's 4. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# ummm... written journalism or
tv journalism? actually, dunno why i even asked that.oops.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:04, archived)
# i have no idea
i havent been to any of the lectures. curse the good value of beer at tescos!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:08, archived)
# journalism?
none more sublime than the literary delights of ..
www.pickledpizza.com
more verbs and adjectives (and expletives than u could care to mention)
and all created by a twat in the first degree.
Or read the Financial Times, now that's what I call journalism.
Jism- Journalism. mm they rhyme.
Now who's pissed? thanks to cctv I have video of you in a rugby field. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:08, archived)
# any excuse for a plug, eh pizza?
yeah i dived into a ridiculously muddy field last night wearing the most expensive piece of clothing i have ever owned, then ruined any chances i might have had with pretty much the only chick i had any chance in hell with by giving her a big muddy hug and covering her in it.
and sadly thats the closest to getting some i've been for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:13, archived)
# holy crap
this is the longest thread i've ever seen on here.
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# makes you feel
all warm inside.

or maybe i am hemmorhaging.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:16, archived)
# No!
You're not...

Let's go for the record!
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:17, archived)
# soooo
perb.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:21, archived)
# In...
Deed!

I would jus' like to say:

SAVE B3TA

My moneys are on the ways...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:24, archived)
# good
and my monkeys are on their way too...

fly, my pretties...
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# mine isnt yet
not till i can find an envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# you could do it via
paypal, if you have an account ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:28, archived)
# i don't, so i'll just skank an envelope
and get it posted on monday. can't spare much, being a student who needs a large pornography budget, but i'll chip in what i can.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:30, archived)
# thankyou -
anything you can spare is very much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:37, archived)
# tell you what
i'll chip an extra bit in if you tell me what 'b3ta' actualy fucking means.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:40, archived)
# It means:
YAY
AND
WOO

Without B3ta there would be less Yay and Woo in your life.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:43, archived)
# ah. err...
it ryhmes with Peter, and err, we liked the name and ummm, it wasn't taken yet? Rob's idea..
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:43, archived)
# you mean its pronounced
"beater"? i always thought is was "bee three tea eh"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:44, archived)
# nope,
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:46, archived)
# after hearing that
i will never be the same. why a three rather than an E?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:51, archived)
# cos beta.com was taken.
i know, cos i accused rob of being l33t once =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:09, archived)
# v


does this work?



please?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 0:35, archived)
# i'm going for the
wee.

i've had two and a half litres of diet coke, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:29, archived)