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# I hate...
OPra and that bitch of hers Dr. Phil...

SAVE b3TA! Watch Dr. Phil Medicine Women weekdays on lets say... WB, they show crappy shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Umojan, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:32, archived)
# Oi!
As a longtime "lurker", I'd like to state that I'm quite offended by that last post, thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:37, archived)
# yeah! A lurker speaks.
welcome. :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:39, archived)
# Woo and also hoo...
Hello Pep I too am a girl... but sadly have no photoshop (thus lurking).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:42, archived)
# ah ha! Most of the time i have no
imagination, but i do have photoshop, and you know, i think that's worse. Whatever. what are you doing lurking at this hour?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:44, archived)
# That's a very good question...
I'm on the same computer as tomsk and he won't come to bed yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:46, archived)
# fool of a boy!
tell him to leave hell alone and get to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:48, archived)
# Tomsk
no want goto bed!
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:50, archived)
# you! stop that
and get to sleep -someone has to be up early in the morning to talk to flibz!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:51, archived)
# YEAH!
fanx Pep ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 2:10, archived)
# Pep is my friend...
It's not the going to sleep that I mind so much...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:52, archived)
# i can imagine.
at least you have us to keep you occupied in umm... other ways...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:53, archived)
# is this a
reference to some kind of bad boning?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:58, archived)
# my God!!
How dare you assume that - no, obviously not a bad boning or I wouldn't be upset about him being on the board...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:00, archived)
# sorry for wrongness
i just assume everyone else has sexon their minds as much as me (its been a while)
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:02, archived)
# like when you take the bones out of chicken or fish,
when you fillet it? I hope not... but she IS a doctor, you never know i guess. Poor tomsk.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:01, archived)
# someone who does that for a job
would be a professional boner. fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:05, archived)
# sounds like you're right
and it has been a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:07, archived)
# im trying to work it out now...
FUCK.
eight months two weeks one day.
christ almighty.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:10, archived)
# but hey, who's
counting?




oh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:12, archived)
# shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:17, archived)
# Hah!
I am beating Tomsk for edge-of-page-ness...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:20, archived)
# so are you two
logging in & out on the same machine?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Yes.
Is there an easier way?

We are techno-muppets...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:32, archived)
# no, i don't think so,
that why I was so suprised! When crab bloke logs in on my machine, or cal's actually, it drives us nuts, takes us ages to stop being him for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:35, archived)
# this extended thread is really getting well out of hand
I can't believe I've actually joined in.
Oh well, in for a penny, in for a parrnd
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:39, archived)
# Oooohyes...
he is so professional...

(tee hee)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:07, archived)
# you being dirty?
cos it seems like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Sorry.
I realise it's late at night -oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:13, archived)
# i am
excited.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Umojan...
...wishes he hadn't gone to bed already...

because he's about to break a record!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:22, archived)
# i feel
nauseous
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:22, archived)
# i feel
myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:24, archived)
# from the sound of it sweetie,
i am not suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:26, archived)
# No Barbeque sauce!
Honestly, at this rate I wish I'd stayed lurking...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:28, archived)
# I win!
...on "edge"-ness, already!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:29, archived)
# what a fucking travesty my life is
i need some ass.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:28, archived)
# you need to finish yer
homework first.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:32, archived)
# correction: i need to start it.
plus its not homework, its a 'take-home exam'. (which is pretty much homework)

fuck it, i'm not going to have passed the others.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:36, archived)
# fookin styowdent..
woo! I win!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:37, archived)
# my ass you do.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:39, archived)
# she wins your ass?
why the hell would she want that?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:41, archived)
# as
a source of hair?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:42, archived)
# that
made me laugh outloud. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:44, archived)
# never been prouder
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Woo..
Me neither...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:58, archived)
# now im confused
and pep has gone.
are the two related?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Yes
They are:

Pep is the source of all wisdom...

She has left: you are confused.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:12, archived)
# woo, well into the world of whitespace here!
(which is what happens in mozilla. ie seems to stretch the grey boxes over.)

this is a nice chat. suitably seedy for a saturday night, but with that b3ta sparkle that makes it all worthwhile (yeah, i'm writing a long post to watch it zoom down the page!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:49, archived)
# yes
i use mozilla too and this is about a mile off the edge of the page. cool.
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:05, archived)
# ray!
encore un mozilla crew massive! or something...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:15, archived)
# yay
mozilla!
ps do you feel silly about your post about going wee further down the page now? i don't think anybody quite knew what to say in reply.
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:24, archived)
# hell no!
it's art, innit? sittin there, all on its own like an oasis in the desert. only less fragrant...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:36, archived)
# Im scared
Its very strange being over here.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:41, archived)
# Wonder
if we'll fall off some kind of edge?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:43, archived)
# Hey!
I think I went through the wall of PHP...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:47, archived)
# You did!
You broke the edge of the web!
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:49, archived)
# Let's
start looking for new lifeforms!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:50, archived)
# can't... resist...
posting another reply
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:56, archived)
# We
simply just have to see what's out there!!! We'll beat up that lame SETI-project...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:58, archived)
# Blimey!
It's gettin odd out here!

Are we adversely affecting b3ta's bandwidth problem?
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:04, archived)
# Nope!
We're B3ta Trek, the new generation...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:06, archived)
# actually we are
bandwidth refers to the width of the page, which is why rob is always moaning about people's images being too wide. the wider the page, the harder it is to fit down the telephone wire, and the more money is required to pay the elves who squeeze the pages down little and push them in the wires.
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:12, archived)
# Ssssshhhh!!!
That's supposed to be TOP SECRET!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Don't worry.
No-one ever bothers reading this far out anyway....
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:20, archived)
# You're right!
Aren't you excited to see if there's something out there????
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:22, archived)
# Yes I am.
Let's see.........................
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:25, archived)
# Seem
like we passed a new area out here...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:26, archived)
# Beyond the dots...
No-one can hear you scream...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Do
you have a lasergun or something ready if we meet something scary???
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:33, archived)
# There's nothing there...
I just checked with a really long line of dots...

No lazers needed.

I'm going to bed now. That leaves you free to claim the last post on the longest thread in b3ta history.

Do so, and be proud my friend... Well done.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:36, archived)
# Awrighty
captain! I'll do my best!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:38, archived)
# Lets
play "Edge Of b3tA" chicken!

Keep going 'til one of us falls off...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:13, archived)
# Wow!
If you go up the top the posts have completely vanished of the left of the page!

We're out on our own now...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:16, archived)
# is anyone else bothered by the fact that there are so many of us online on a saturday night?
i feel super-geeky now!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:21, archived)
# God
gave us Saturday nite for staying up on!

Anyways..

I wanna know what behind the dots out on the right...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:29, archived)
# We
just have to keep on moving...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:31, archived)
# this_has_gone_beyond
the_realms_of_human_knowledge._there_are_two _grey_lines_here_that_NO_MAN_HAS_SEEN_BEFORE!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:42, archived)
# Keep typing dots...
...and you get to Narnia!

Like this:

.............................................................................................
oh sod it, I'm off to bed...

really.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:47, archived)
# RARARARARA
RARARARARARARARAR
RARARARARARARARARAR

MAGNYSIUM: GOOD FOR THE BODY
(MAGNYSIUM, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 7:04, archived)
# to boldly go
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................off-the-face-of-the-net
(skagg, Sun 17 Mar 2002, 8:15, archived)
# tush!
all the non-geek people are tucked up in their beds now, whereas we are... er... not.
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:44, archived)
# and this dog agrees with me
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:48, archived)
# Yep!
arf arf arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:50, archived)
# wow, he's ace!
where'd he come from?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 22:06, archived)
# er...
i was trying to find www.lavasoftusa.com and i went to www.lavasoft.com and there was this little doggie looking for a home.

oh, i notice u don't have to do the a href= business nowadays... but i'm too tired to do a woo
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 22:19, archived)
# allow me:
WOO!

i think i might go home now. save my worries for the morning. noighto!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 22:33, archived)
# God
it's wierd out here...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:48, archived)
# Let's
go a little further...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:42, archived)
# if i post here,
will i end up in the middle of nowhere?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 21:08, archived)
# yes
in fact, nobody even saw your post until an hour later.
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 22:05, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 22:11, archived)
# as a long time not-watcher-of-tv,
i don't get it =)

hey, guess what i'm doing at quarter to one on a sunday morning. that's right, i'm working. thanks for all the bunnies and stuff, peeps- they're keeping me sane! (in that limited use of the word sane that only applies to b3tans...)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:43, archived)
# what do you
do? Are you a vicar, prepairing for the day ahead?
no? didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:45, archived)
# i am a vicar, and my religion is beer.
i wish i was preparing for the day ahead by drinking a few. but alas (and -more noticably- a lack), i am doing homework that should have been done a long long time ago. if reading b3ta counts as "doing homework" that is...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:50, archived)
# homework? that's not <i>work</i>
anything we can help you with?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:52, archived)
# dont suppose you or anyone else here
can teach me about journalism in the public sphere?

that rhymed.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 18:55, archived)
# suggest you rhyme all your journalistic output,
it'll create a stir if nothing else.

only reason homework's not real work is you don't get paid for it! it's alright- it's reduced itself to a tedious exercise in repetition, and i'm good at those.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:02, archived)
# spacefish -
i just realised you said you don't watch tv. Me neither really. I watch maybe2 hours a week. No one can believe it. A friend of mine hasn't even got a tv and everyone thinks he's mental. Why don't people realise most tv is shite?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:06, archived)
# Aaaaargh...
I work in TV (yes, that's right) and I have to spend SO MUCH of my time watching total crap because we "represent" it... wooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:12, archived)
# oops sorry.
are you very small? working in a tv must be hard.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Yes
she's very very small.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:16, archived)
# listen you!
GET TO BED! Mike'll be round yours at this rate...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:19, archived)
# i'm just lacing my shoes
and trying to find the barbeque sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:23, archived)
# OI!
You lookin' at my bird?
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:41, archived)
# nope, its been so long
that ive forgotten what girls look like.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:49, archived)
# Aww
Mike,

You rule.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:21, archived)
# i just can't concentrate on it,
it's all too blah (except for a few programs which are good).
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# me neither
it takes too much attention, and I end up looking round the room and thinking about stuff to do that would be... good. Most people do not understand it actually takes concentration and genuine will power to watch tv.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:17, archived)
# someone else who understands!
woo!

this brings the total number of people who understand up to three: me, you and Avalon the hamster. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:24, archived)
# and my mate
Joe. That's 4. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# ummm... written journalism or
tv journalism? actually, dunno why i even asked that.oops.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:04, archived)
# i have no idea
i havent been to any of the lectures. curse the good value of beer at tescos!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:08, archived)
# journalism?
none more sublime than the literary delights of ..
www.pickledpizza.com
more verbs and adjectives (and expletives than u could care to mention)
and all created by a twat in the first degree.
Or read the Financial Times, now that's what I call journalism.
Jism- Journalism. mm they rhyme.
Now who's pissed? thanks to cctv I have video of you in a rugby field. hehe
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:08, archived)
# any excuse for a plug, eh pizza?
yeah i dived into a ridiculously muddy field last night wearing the most expensive piece of clothing i have ever owned, then ruined any chances i might have had with pretty much the only chick i had any chance in hell with by giving her a big muddy hug and covering her in it.
and sadly thats the closest to getting some i've been for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:13, archived)
# holy crap
this is the longest thread i've ever seen on here.
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:14, archived)
# makes you feel
all warm inside.

or maybe i am hemmorhaging.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:16, archived)
# No!
You're not...

Let's go for the record!
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:17, archived)
# soooo
perb.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:21, archived)
# In...
Deed!

I would jus' like to say:

SAVE B3TA

My moneys are on the ways...
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:24, archived)
# good
and my monkeys are on their way too...

fly, my pretties...
(cold, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# mine isnt yet
not till i can find an envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# you could do it via
paypal, if you have an account ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:28, archived)
# i don't, so i'll just skank an envelope
and get it posted on monday. can't spare much, being a student who needs a large pornography budget, but i'll chip in what i can.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:30, archived)
# thankyou -
anything you can spare is very much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:37, archived)
# tell you what
i'll chip an extra bit in if you tell me what 'b3ta' actualy fucking means.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:40, archived)
# It means:
YAY
AND
WOO

Without B3ta there would be less Yay and Woo in your life.
(tomsk, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:43, archived)
# ah. err...
it ryhmes with Peter, and err, we liked the name and ummm, it wasn't taken yet? Rob's idea..
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:43, archived)
# you mean its pronounced
"beater"? i always thought is was "bee three tea eh"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:44, archived)
# nope,
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:46, archived)
# after hearing that
i will never be the same. why a three rather than an E?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:51, archived)
# cos beta.com was taken.
i know, cos i accused rob of being l33t once =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 20:09, archived)
# v


does this work?



please?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 19 Nov 2002, 0:35, archived)
# i'm going for the
wee.

i've had two and a half litres of diet coke, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 Mar 2002, 19:29, archived)