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# Have a self-mocking gaypic:
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:21, archived)
# thats nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:22, archived)
# can you see the wall paper?
ITS MESMERISING!
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)
# it looks like the pigeon equivilent of the red arrows
has bombed it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)
# it looks like
loads of tiny red owls..
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Or lots and lots
of Newcastle Brown labels.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:35, archived)
# now you mention it
beer bottle tops as well
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Thats not mine, I promise!
My walls are painted light pink (don't ask)
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)
# mesmerising was not the first word that sprang to my mind

Is it '70s chic? Or maybe '70s original
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)
# Judging by the hotel we were in...
...70's original
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)
# I can see your father's concerns now
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)
# Indeed...
I'll leave it to you to decide how much is actually 'shopped =P
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:24, archived)
# well...
the flower's definatley real..
(Balphaus, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:25, archived)
# the wallpapers shopped
no real thing can be that mesmerising.

anyway. theres no bridge, shark or helicopter, the wallpaper can't be real.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)
# I wonder if anyone has the patience
to animate it?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)
# it'd be more mesmerising
if the owls were swaying slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:33, archived)
# So were all decided on the fact*
that they are owls now?

*may not be a fact
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)
# of course there owls..


LOOK AT THEM WIGGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:51, archived)
# hahah
well done, sir.
(schnurricane, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Prove it..
www.snackfoam.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytest1.html

/SHAMELESS PEAROAST
(Balphaus, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:23, archived)
# That test
is strangly accurate...=S
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Ya look like a pair of right woolly-woofters* to me!
*Bummers, cocoa-shunters, uphill gardeners, donut punchers, batty boys, queers, homo's, fags, bum-bandits, turd ticklers, knob jockeys, poofters and/or benders.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:26, archived)
# let's not forget..
gays
(Balphaus, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:27, archived)
# Well it IS gay shift I suppose....
... overwhelming stench of gayness clogging up the gaydar, causing a big gay explosion of gay all over the place and making all the gays tut at how unorganised it is.



Then they run off and bum each other senseless.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)
# You seem remarkably well informed on the subject
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)
# They were dishing out pamphlets about it at the doctors.
So there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:35, archived)
# fucking hetrophobes,
so certian that just because they're gay EVERYONE is at least bi, unable to understand that some folk are actually straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Oh don't worry...
...I understand perfectly. I hate people like that. Especially the one off big brother who says he only goes for straight guys...what a tosser
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:35, archived)
# "bum each other sensless"
.. not an image I wanted in my mind.. ever
(Balphaus, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)
# what about...
if goatse and tubgirl had children
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:36, archived)
# bastard..
..
(Balphaus, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:37, archived)
# here to help
.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)
# i made that reference
as a similie last night, mindpiss or plagurism?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:43, archived)
# i'm thinking mindpiss.
cuase i don't think i was on last night.. but i did let my plagurism-bot play around..
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:50, archived)
# So what else did you think they did?
Knitting?
Close harmony singing?
Macrame(sp)?

No!

Botters like botting bots.
Plain as a bulgarian pin-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:38, archived)
# What on Earth
is macrame?
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)
# You know, I have no real idea.
I think it's like knitting with jaggedy knotted string or something. It's a very 70's house wife thing, or so I've been lead to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)
# I...See....
I googled it, but came up with a load of crap
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:43, archived)
# its tying a bunch of
knots into some string until it becomes a plant pot holder

/has done every craft activity ever
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Even stuff with Fimo?
Did you make a Fimo badly drawn comedy cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)
# I believe
it's kind of like crochet
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:44, archived)
# Sounds like the kinda thing a pair of gay might do.....
... when they were not inserting their engourged penises into each others' rectal passages or kissing each others' willies that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)
# others'
It may be gay shift. I may be pissed. But I'm still a pedant.
Edit: Actually, I'm not sure that is correct grammer at all. I shall invoke the beer defence.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:50, archived)
# Beer goggles on.
Surf with impunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)
# and what about . . .
chocolate log flume riders?
(tom_artosorse, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:30, archived)
# and the classic Fudge Packers
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Chocolate chumney sweeps.
arse bandits, rimmers of the dung funnel, cock smokers, etc, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Well, that may be because we are...
...all except uphill gardners that is. Never had much of a green thumb =P
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:28, archived)
# More of a brown thumb then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Ewww
=S
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)
# It would be more 'ewww' if it was a brown fist instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Not eww,
but oww
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:42, archived)
# or even
oooOOOoooh
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:44, archived)
# sly butchers
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:29, archived)
# this is no lie
a mate of mine used to work in a confectioners factory, packing fudge

the laughs we had at his expense. well, until he topped himself
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# Pfffft.
Funny for all the right reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:34, archived)
# If you left the original for b3tans to photoshop it
chances are that the results would still be aproximately the same.

Maybe with added Quo here and there.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:32, archived)
# Let's find out...
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:33, archived)
# adam watts? is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Nope
'Tisnt
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:39, archived)
# just realised,
adam has brown eyes, you imposter

{edit: i did NOT mean i've seen his brown eye}
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Well, normally I have brown eyes
but I'm wearing lenses here, cause I couldn't be arsed to potch about with glasses
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:44, archived)
# First, you should change that wallpaper
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:41, archived)
# this must HAVE BEEN a record..
for the longest one post has stayed at the top of the page..
(Balphaus, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:37, archived)
# visit after 3am
they come in about one an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:41, archived)