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[challenge entry] Crime doesn't pay?

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(evilbirders, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# HELL now!


For the Jonny foreigners
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/3912569.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# I reckon he's heading this way.
If you don't see me on the board over the next couple of days, tell the bobbies to go round my house.

Noon, all.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Noon you
(read that as boobies, better go have lunch)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# They can come round too, if they want.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# he only does 2 at a time
so make sure you wander the streets alone at night...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Noon!
D'you think he's got some kind of OCD thing going on?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
I don't know why anyone would think him imbalanced in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# noon
for sure, he just can't leave the house until he's checked that they're all dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# eBay feedback for Hankster
Quick payer of final auction price and £5000 cash was placed under my pillow in the hospital this morning as per my instructions. Cheers mate! Highly recommended eBayer, A+++++
(evilbirders, Mon 26 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# *sharp intake of breath*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Ou..
..ch!
(I helped save b3ta! Soup and a Sandwich, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Working in York
it's quite exciting knowing there could be a mass-murderer lurking about. I feel like a Londoner!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# pfffft
try doing the lambeth walk as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# You can
enhance that feeling by giving the barman an extra £1 every time you order a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Stop feeling like a Londoner
and check that your wife has cleaned behind the fridge!!
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Eh? What? Who?
He's in Canada, I think.

[edit: Thanks to Hankster for the link, even though I'm not foreign. Actually, as I live outside of Yorkshire, I probably am...]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Oh, Lordy!
Old Nick's heating the brimstone as we speak type!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# the police are full of use full info
www.met.police.uk/wildlife/badger.htm
(pengon, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I love the word "persecuted" in this.
Let's stop badgerist crimes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Haha
pure brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# ahh serial killers at liberty
font of all hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# hahah!
so wrong
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Erm....
....I don't have to collect his location in person do I? If that isn't the case, I might have a stab @ this auction (muuhahahhaaaa)
(sixman9, Wed 21 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)