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# Seattle Detective Domo-Kun

'I f**king warned you Cobain! Stay away from the smack and stay away from that women. Did you? Did you f**k and now look at you! Look at yourself with your brains splattered over the f**king walls. You stupid f**king idiot Cobain. Can you hear me Cobain? Can you? Can you? 'Course you f**cking can't you stupid f**king looser...'
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:23, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:25, archived)
# what prog...
do you use for animated gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# people use a variety of different ones...
flash & image ready are quite good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# PSP animation shop for me.
cause I can't be arsed to learn flash.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# very nice
very nice indeed sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:27, archived)
# hello Dr Phil
good holiday? Hope so. I'm one year old today you know. How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# yes.
I wish to move to Cornwall - tomsk says we can't 'cos their internet access is poo. I may throw a tantrum and see what ensues.

Happy birthday to you. I was 6 months old while I was away, and I didn't even realise it 'till now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Woo
happy birthday my dear..

Ooo arrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Ooh welcome back!
We missed you. Happy half birthday whenever it was. Seems much longer! I think you should move out of London - smelly place it is..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# i wanted to move there too
was thinking of starting a tecchy/designy commune - was going to force cal to come and join it too on the promise of broadband - how, I have no idea. Oh well. If we work it out you & Tomsk can come too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# All move to
brighton.. close enuff to commute if you need.. nice place to be.. and you get sea.

what more could you want.. oh and you can get 2 meg SDSL pipes here quite cheaply (2meg both ways)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Not that I'd want to put any Londoners off
moving to Brighton, but there was a rape of a homeless woman in the square outside my flat, and a murder (with suspected homophobic motivatations) outside the local Cash Converters, also very near my flat.

But I reiterate, that I'd not want to put any Londoners off moving Brighton. It's a lovely place!
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:56, archived)
# Is that all that happens in Brighton?
Fuck you should witness the crime here. The Thames is a fucking morgue. Boats can hardly sail due to the bodies bodding up and down.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:59, archived)
# What?
Is there like a permament FatBoy Slim concert on, or sumfink?

Brighton's a local town for local people. We don't need any of you out-of-towners coming down with all yer money and yer fancy do-la-la's!

[edit] Ooo! You made the pic! Consider yourself W/Y/Hed.
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:09, archived)
# Can you make it Wales
then me and Nicey will come too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# only
if it's NORTH Wales.

But yeah, either would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Sorry
would have to be around Cardiff...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Bah
Cornwall it is then. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)
# the greatest thing to come out of wales
is Fireman Sam
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
Let's build a giant geodesic dome in the bottom of a reclaimed clay pit and call it the b3ta project. We could fill it with kittens and charge admission.
(tomsk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# i went to see something like that
but it was filled with boring plants and emergency 'cool rooms'.
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:49, archived)
# What a brill plan
That would rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Thank you
Its an angry catharsis from me having such a bad 24 hours previous.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that...
*makes soothing noises at Your Mum*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# that's


see, today's not been all bad mate
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:30, archived)
# It aint over yet.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# are you going to crushed by the pikey's telly
today or tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Today and tomorrow.
I looked the dictionary for the word 'Serenity' but the page was missing. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# classic...
the truth will out :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:41, archived)
# {hahahaaaaa
hooohooohooo

heh heh}*2
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:48, archived)
# fooking a
.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Best thing for ages!
I've so often nearly used that piccy myself...
Wouldn't have been as good though...
Have a gold star and an extra pint of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 3:10, archived)