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# Sorry peoples. I's not at a tattyshoppe puter and it's my 3000th post. So I thought I'd give you this instead...
Twas a well advertised product when I was living in Oz (they didn't see the funny side).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Aussie Nad's Facial Wand?
Jebus Aitch Kee Ryst. On a spacehopper.
EDIT: How wude. Congrats on the big 3K. :)
(Small Beer, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)
# THREADJACK
Who is the Challenge Dictator? I have an eye-deer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)
# I think it's a loris
I may be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)
# its a seperate account
you could try emailing b3ta with it though, the adress is in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)
# did you meet the tin man and the lion and the scarecrow
when you were out there?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Don't forget
the Oompah-Loompahs!

(disguised as Munchkins)
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
# congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)
# celebrating your 3000th post with a glasscock?!
strange person...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)
# that's not very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)
# I know, but i've had a shit day at work.
so have a to make up for it
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)
#
teh sign am woo!

Sorry. Nice woo though
(Timmy (Esq), Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Can someone..
enlighten me as to the origins of the phrase "glasscock"?
please...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)
# There was a pic of a woman kissing a golfing trophy,
that looked like a glass penis from a certain angle. This was circulated around the world many times until everyone had seen it.

glassco.cx/glasscock.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)
# try here
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=G
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)
# its that picture
of the woman kissing the golf trophy, which, from some angles, looks just like a class cock. Which was one of those endless "LOOK AT THIS!!! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S KISSSING A GLAS COCK!!!! OMG!! ONE!111!!!" emails.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Look at the mini challenge thread
on the front page. There is a picture down near the bottom of the thread.

(am I the only one that thinks the mini challenge is in some serious need of hummus?)
(drnuclear, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:32, archived)
# my latest gif contains the "Cock of Glass"

sorry for pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:45, archived)
# In Boots the other day
I saw "Nad's Wax Strips". I can't remember whether they were for the bikini line or not.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Ah
the Crack, back and sack wax huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Congratulations!
My wife has a box of Nads at home, she didn't see the humor either. I think it's a fucking riot.
(drnuclear, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Mike Judge Returns
I don't know how they get away with talking about it on TV without laughing...maybe they didn't watch Beavis & Butthead enough
(DarkStar, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)