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[challenge entry] A bit seamless until I clean it up more...
About two years ago I did a smaller version of this, and somehow it made it into the Newsletter (must have been a slow week). I've seen a couple of other people do the same thing since then. I promised myself I'd remake a bigger version, and this seemed like the best opportunity.



Clicky on the picture for the big version -- though if everyone downloads the big version my webspace might have a spack attack. So please decide it's shit and don't download it, thanks.

Edit: Made a couple of changes based on suggestions. Interactivity - it's the future.

From the 2005 B3ta Calendar challenge. See all 127 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:19, archived)
# needs a bridge/shark/chopper
and then.... then......

Woo so far though
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:22, archived)
# its also missing smug git.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:24, archived)
# and a splayed
rectum
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:27, archived)
# I think we could survive it it just had the hands round the drum
no need to go for the full on goatse...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:27, archived)
# just a hint
of tearing and it's all gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:29, archived)
# incidentally
a google search for "smug git" brings this up:




Fucking smug bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:30, archived)
# 'Mariiinaaa'
'aqua mariiiinaaaa
what is that strange and enchanting smell of fish
whenever your neeeear'

EDIT: that is Stingray innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:33, archived)
# yestis
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:37, archived)
# i agree
the hands are all that are needed

as long as the wedding ring and the man-grease shine are visible
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:31, archived)
# there was absolutely no need to add the words "man grease" in that lat post.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:31, archived)
# 'course there was.
just don't ask me to explain why

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:34, archived)
# but of course there man-grease was
it wouldn't make man-grease sense otherwise..!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 5:37, archived)
# maybe...
instead of the blue background, make it the bridge...

and then... then....
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:28, archived)
# do this
do that, its not good enough.

do it yourselves then!!
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:30, archived)
# we're being creatively constructive.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:31, archived)
# just trying to help, sir.
it's still better than anything i could do
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:32, archived)
# that's most groovy
needs a sprite though...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:22, archived)
# oooh
that could be the cover
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:22, archived)
# excellent
some oldies-but-goodies there.

EDIT: Methinks you are a fan of Joel Veitch...!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:22, archived)
# very good man
but I noted a lack of shark/helicopter action
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:22, archived)
# that's awfully good
despite the lack of Manbears.

wooo!

Joel and Rob look good in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:24, archived)
# That's fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:24, archived)
# Woobies! Yayayayayayay!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:24, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:25, archived)
# mmm norks
hi cockalorum...

i need to go find me a pair of those.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:26, archived)
# Thank you sir!
My first hi cockalorum. *sniff*

Now then, I didn't make up the smile, and the lick was my idea, but a blind octoplegic octopus could do a better job than the one I did. Feel free to make it sexy!

(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:44, archived)
# I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:30, archived)
# ahh, you can't beat Gaz Top
or, at least, that's what my parole officer informs me.



woo
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:55, archived)
# woo
and yay
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 4:56, archived)
# *barf
THOSE HANDS..... THOSE HANDS!!!! AAHHHHH!!!!!
(Afflatus, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 5:10, archived)
# Yay
... wait a minute, wheres Chump Manbear and Munta ?
(Schlottie, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 5:51, archived)
# brilliant!
that is now my desktop
(I helped save b3ta! pixel8.org, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 8:01, archived)
# I think that is most
fan-fucking-tastic

All of you that have said what you think is missing should hang your heads in shame, even if you have qualified your comment with 'thats woo but........'

tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 8:22, archived)
# It is indeed
most fantastically Woo. IMO this should be the front cover of the calendar.

But there is no harm in pointing out things that have been missed - no human ALIVE could possibly have remembered to put every badnwagon that has ever existed in there, so all people are trying to do is help make it perfect.

So, having said that, more manbear please. :-)
(Daveybaby, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Yes, please
Go ahead and tell me what I missed... there are spaces left. I am intimate with the B3ta of two years ago, and quite knowledgable of B3ta today, but there's a hazy patch in the middle where I missed a few "characters".
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 12:25, archived)
# I suggest
iPod :)
(koraX, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 20:12, archived)
# I think youve got pretty much everything
but scraping the bottom of the barrel here:

Golf Sale
Badly drawn spunking cock
(Daveybaby, Thu 30 Sep 2004, 18:28, archived)
# thats
fan-fecking-tastic
(Mr Self Destruct, Wed 29 Sep 2004, 12:48, archived)
# front cover
for sure, that's unreal
(coweringinthecorner, Fri 1 Oct 2004, 6:13, archived)