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[challenge entry] a quick before and after


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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:00, archived)
# ahhh
glad my company could be of some assistance.
when I say "my company" I of course mean I work for them, I don't own the bloody thing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:07, archived)
# cool!
can I have some free cat food please?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:07, archived)
# Sorry
they haven't given us free pet food in ages. No good to me anyway, I have no pets
except 10 squirrels in my loft!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:10, archived)
# we do some work for Whiskas
outside! now!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:08, archived)
# bet they dont let you bring your dogs to work!
again, not that that is any use to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:14, archived)
# are you allowed to take
your cat to work?

Can you imagine the mess that would make.

I think ours would just go to sleep in the network racks where it's nice and warm though.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:24, archived)
# sadly not
The company try and be as pet friendly as possible. So if you dont like leaving your dog at home on it's own, you can bring it in. Sadly, they have the same policy for children. AAARRGGGHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:39, archived)
# I do
advertising for KFC Maccy Ds and Bugger King. I think the raw materials are from the same place.

Meet you guys down the abbatoir for a ciggy later?
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:22, archived)
# do you work
for the dog or cat department?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:09, archived)
# Both
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:12, archived)
# "love
your pet in a language it understands?!"
(dicky, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:14, archived)
# The only language my pet understands
is a fucking good kick in the arse every now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:22, archived)
# I am in no way
connected to the marketing department. So you can't blame me for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:24, archived)
# oh, you're not?
oh well, ignore the email I just sent you then
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Do you taste test the food?
DO people do that or is it an urban myth?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:31, archived)
# I am also
nothing to do with R&D.
But I haven't heard that myth, I might investigate.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 1 Oct 2002, 11:37, archived)