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# To celebrate yonder election...

Im so sorry my skills wit da image editing software are so poor. Twas so much better in my head...
(Universal Hamster Saddam Hopper fucks your mother!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Has this one
been done yet?
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:21, archived)
# 657578576576546546677899
times.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:23, archived)
# did you
change your username based on the egg song?
/nosy
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:27, archived)
# yep
i'd been trying to think of a new name for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:36, archived)
# doesn't it suit you?
yes.
*tries to remember who you were*
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:38, archived)
# the interweb is a waste of time.
it wasnt even a name. just a statement.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:40, archived)
# ah
ta
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:41, archived)
# 657578576576546546677899?
I think you missed one. I make it 657578576576546546677900
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:28, archived)
# actually, i think it has
but i hate to but a damper on it. it's still a great joke

(i need to stop being such a lurker)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:25, archived)
# [shocked]
wow!
(schnurricane, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:22, archived)
# I don't mind that, its just your 'English' I object too.
Mine isn't always perfect but 'wit' and 'da'?
/Rant of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:22, archived)
# Possibly...
I havent seen it, but it probably has, knowing my luck... Now its shit AND unoriginal. *Cries*
(Universal Hamster Saddam Hopper fucks your mother!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:23, archived)
# that's alright
you'll get better and learn what's bin dun and what hasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Christ
ive never seen that.....is there some sort of election going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:23, archived)
# nah,
Bush and Kerry are contestants in the ITV show "Death Factor'
(1, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:24, archived)
# man
that would be pretty cool. maybe not death, but some kind of gameshow for the presidency.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:26, archived)
# Death I say!
'Tis the only way.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:31, archived)
# The local WI
is electing someone to take care of the biscuits, since old Agnus sadly passed away
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:25, archived)
# vote early and often
(Click for full movie)
(fid, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:51, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:24, archived)
# War Criminal
Just about all American bullets, tank shells, missiles, dumb bombs, smart bombs, 500 and 2,000 pound bombs, cruise missiles, and anything else engineered to help our side in the war has Uranium in it. Lots of Uranium.

When the uranium bullets, missiles, or bombs hit something or explode most of the radioactive uranium turns instantly into very, very small dust particles, too fine to even see (they call it: uranium oxide, that's the really bad stuff). When US troops or Iraqis breathe even a tiny amount into their lungs, as little as One Gram, it is the same as getting an X-Ray every hour for the rest of their shortened life.

The uranium cannot be removed, there is no treatment, there is no cure. The uranium will long outlast the veterans' and the Iraqis' bodies though; for, you see, it lasts virtually forever.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:26, archived)
# and tonight they'll probably re-elect a criminal!
50% of the voters seems to be retards!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Let's hope only 46% this time.
Think Positive!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:40, archived)
# let's do that for them!
if the monkey gets back they'll start a new civil war!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Ah...anti-nuclear propaganda.
Uranium is not used in the bombs. Depleted uranium is. The difference is that it is not radioactive to a dangerous degree (the radioactive isotopes are removed from the crude uranium , and used in nuclear power plants). Some of the ammunition will ionise when it hits something, but for most explossives, this is not really a problem as when it explodes it destroys everything around it. The ions also do not stay in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:47, archived)
# hahahahahahaha 4.5 billion years of safety ahead
Depleted uranium is chemically toxic. It is an extremely dense, hard metal, and can cause chemical poisoning to the body in the same way as can lead or any other heavy metal. However, depleted uranium is also radiologically hazardous, as it spontaneously burns on impact, creating tiny aerosolised glass particles which are small enough to be inhaled. These uranium oxide particles emit all types of radiation, alpha, beta and gamma, and can be carried in the air over long distances. Depleted uranium has a half life of 4.5 billion years
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Thank you .. I was just about to point that one out.
Given that military helecopters use D.U. on their rotorblades (to improve the characteristics of angualar momentum) I doubt they'd be doing it with radioactive isotopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Commercial airliners also use DU
as counter balances for control surfaces. This includes the 747 and most other modern passenger aircraft.

Did briefly get involved in radioactive stuff including DU, back then it was not considered too much of a problem as DU is about half as radioactive as natural uranium. But... research was onging...

And classified...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Ah... anti-anti-nuclear propaganda
Since it isn't possible to remove all U-235 there's still plenty in depleted uranium, I think around 5% which is plenty to screw you over quite nicely. An explosion doesn't actually destroy any atoms, except nuclear exposions obviously. All it does is break a nice lump of uranium into dust which you can inhale and spread it round the place.

On the other hand it is army people breathing it so more uranium I say.
(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Have a proper gander while we're at it
(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Tue 2 Nov 2004, 19:06, archived)