b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » c4 Alternative Xmas » Message 3947106 (Thread)

[challenge entry] ...

click it for flash bigness.
EDIT:

altered one also available in flash.

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 819 entries (closed)

(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:45, archived)
# effective in simplicity
nice
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)
# took
bastard ages to do.
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:47, archived)
# well it was worth it
i really like it
well done sir
you are the top of cool
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:50, archived)
# i was
gonna put another thing in (dog with reindeer antlers). should I bother or should i leave it?
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:52, archived)
# bother!
please
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:52, archived)
# 'k
here goes...
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)
# yes please do
i anticipate liking it even more
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# No, it's perfect as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Every picture needs a dog with reindeer antlers*
* may not strictly be true
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ooooh jolly
one of these with the four in the usual place on the screen is gonna win...
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Like mine?



embiggen
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)
# animate it!
animate it hard!
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# you do it
im supposed to be doing javavavavavavavavava
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# yay for java!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# *sarcasim detector just exploded*
yay for java indeed
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# em... no... java`s great :)

*StringBuffers the world*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# wrote this just now for you, enjoy
import javax.swing.JOptionPane;

public class killhumans {
public static void main (String args[]){
String output;
String human, death;
int people;

human = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("how many shall die?");
people = Integer.parseInt(human);

if(people =70){
death = "Oh the Hummanity";
}
else{
death="horrible";
}
}
else{
death="Only a few";
}
output = "you killed "+human + " people " + death;

JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, output, "Sick Bastard",
JOptionPane.INFORMATION_MESSAGE);

System.exit(0);
}
}
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:18, archived)
# yes*
*(means 'no')
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Very nice indeed. : )
Sorry to threadjack, but I simply must make EVERYBODY watch this!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Seen it a long time back now,
but I can't wait to see the finished product.
Not long now, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I'm counting down the seconds.
Which is getting rather tiresome now.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# .
Sacriledge.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# :O
How can you accuse it of being sacriledge based on that?!? It made -me- laugh. X(
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# because it looks like an american movie
and H2G2 is definitely British humour.

It also had the words Disney at the very end.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:00, archived)
# its a britsh
film company wot dun it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)
# There's American money in -every- moderately large fillum these days
so perhaps you should just avoid the cinema all together.

And Disney have actually shown a fair amount of tact with the things they've published over the last few years. I trust'em. : )
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I do avoid the cinema for precisely those reasons.
Do not trust Disney. Never trust Disney. The only goods thing about Disney is their contract with Pixar (which is the worst thing about Pixar).

I'll give them Freaky Friday and Pirates Of The Carribean but apart from that their last releases have been shite imo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Well Ford Prefect is gonna be black to start with.......
(played by Mos Def apparently?!?!?) but other than that Douglas had a very big hand in it's design and pre-production stages, before he upped sticks and died anyway, then the project was put on hold for a while but now it's all going ahead smoothly. Filming has finished and now it's all post production stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# so in other words
he *did* have control over it, but they put off actually filming it until he died?

Hmm...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# No, the project was put on hold when he died.
It was started up again at the request of his family after a suitable mourning period. It really is what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# nonsense
its not like the new radio series was rubbish - plus the idea of the film has been around for years, mr adams put in a lot of work himself before his demise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:00, archived)
# coudltn be arsed to animate mine
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)