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(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:31, archived)
# "arse will be a factor"...
(typo)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:32, archived)
# for porkability of course
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Can ye people with icons see what this looks like ontop of 'em.
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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:33, archived)
# piccy no display here

edit: now it works
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:39, archived)
# It needs a transparent background
but it lines up right.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:41, archived)
# so does your ma!
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:44, archived)
# :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Yes!
you win!
(Smoking Joe, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:45, archived)
# is that a half eaten drumstick?
or a wine glass? or the holy grail?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:41, archived)
# You want to make it transparent
for the full effect
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:41, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:40, archived)
# woo!
though my pedant-sense is tingling...
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)
# Resist! It's only one letter!
You can resist!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:36, archived)
# but
the poor forgotten apostrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Ok, it's only one letter and a poor forgotten apostrophe
but it's nearly Christmas.. let it lie..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:58, archived)
# ok ok
*pulls levers*
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:59, archived)
# But it's
two apostrophes.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 18:41, archived)
# i can pee standing up
if i have to .......but sometimes the pee trickles down my leg...damn it all
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:34, archived)
# video? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:35, archived)
# .. I hope to god you`re an incontinent bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:35, archived)
# didn't you ever see
the full monty?
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:37, archived)
# oh yeah of course
every morning after I have a shower... more like the full Colin Montgomery.. the fat bastard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:38, archived)
# i dont know quite what to make about all of that
is a awwww :( in order?
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:42, archived)
# no it`s OK - you can point and laugh, just like everyone else :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Ha Ha
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:46, archived)
# BASTARD!
;-)

right I`m off home.. "l8rz" and all that 1337 talk
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:52, archived)
# I saw a site once
that talked about how to do it standing up (neatly). There's some sort of tube thing that hikers can use (nothing like bearing your bottom unnecessarily on frosty morns).

I've also got a poster around here somewhere from the 1960's with a woman standing at a urinal.

/edit:
www.restrooms.org/urinals.html
www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:37, archived)
# funnel + a length of tubing
failing that, a piece of string and capillary action should do the trick

yay for upwards urination
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:40, archived)
# hurrah
i wonder if santa will give it to me as a stocking stuffer

*bugger that sounded rude*
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 17:57, archived)
# you said you didnt need one
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 18:14, archived)
# i mearly said
i can pee standing up..........i also complained that i pee on my leg ;)
(beck loves everyone today, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 18:16, archived)
# i can pee sitting down
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 20 Dec 2004, 18:21, archived)