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[challenge entry] b3tans suck
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Sorry if its too large but I can't resize it or change the quality in elements without arseing up the timing of the frames.

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(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Oi!
It's a geeky _big_ website. Tsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:42, archived)
# You don't have to read the site, pin-head.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)
# love how you come on
to tell us we personally suck,
and then apologise for the size of your image.
Especially when 'woo' and 'yay' weren't invented by b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)
# still
B3ta did invent the wonderful combination of the two to specifically refer to an amusing or artfully done image/picture, as well as the suffix 'houpla' for additional congratulations.
(Hazhar, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# true
but its annoying when someone goes 'I just heard someone in the supermarket say 'woo!' - he must have been a b3tan'. They could just have been a little bit poofty...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Woo
is a word I use a lot (since before B3ta).

/little bit poofty
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# *minces*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:52, archived)
# The origin of woo
12 years ago Rob and Joel used to be flatmates. They also lived with a Polish Scouser called H ugo Grek who would spend a lot of his time jumping up and down and shouting "woo" - this is the origin of woo.

100% OF FACT
(puffins are better than yachts, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
# ... only in the context of jumping up and down
I reckon "woo" is even older than Rob`s 45 years on this earth
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# that'll be why its appeared on b3ta ever since
but its proof it didn't start here!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Yes
that's all true. though the memetic spread of woo only really happened on b3ta. prior to that, it was the preserve of a small group of cogniscenti
(puffins are better than yachts, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)
# can you animate in Elements?
*considers going completely legit*

edit: it`s getting very slow.. has everybody watermeloned off to the pub? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Legit?
Is that the same as BitTorrent?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# opposites
attract...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# well I can run Elements under Linux (through the magic of Wine *hic*)
so I could dump Windows completely

oh... bugger... apart from Flash
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
# BitTorrent is completely legit
what you distribute on it is a whole different matter ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Like...
...Distributing massive hi-res images of my arse with the file name kais_powertools.exe?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I double dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)
#
no need :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# It's blimming annoying
I was eMule'ing some MAME updates earlier this week, and the .rar wouldn't unpack. Turned out some twink had renamed a soft-core porn movie to "MAME 0.81 update from 0.80.rar". Bah.

I wouldn't have minded, but 700meg of soft core porn? What's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# "...700meg of soft core porn? What's the point?"
If you really want an answer we'll be here 'til the New Year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)
# i assume its the 'softcore' that he has a problem with
(Hazhar, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Hey. Any port in a storm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Any porn in a storm, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:00, archived)
# You be on fire girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:01, archived)
# perv
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:03, archived)
# *bounces in chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:05, archived)
# .. you could have a wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Agreed.
but it reminds me of Madonna's "What the fuck do you think you're doing" MP3s that she released on Napster back in the day...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:59, archived)
# ... and we all shat ourselves

- best thing she`s ever done ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:04, archived)
# I don't mind her
she's a hell of a smart lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:07, archived)
# well she can take her smelly smartness and watermelon off :)

never liked her... or that big gap between her teeth.. or her music

em.. I don`t like her very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:12, archived)
# It's too large
your apologies mean nothing,
go back and start again
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Didn't really mean to offend
;/ you dont suck i love the site i was just venting anger. Yeah you can animate in elements but its bloody difficult and all the frames must be of the same length. Will try to find a way to resize, and I never said you invented wooyay. And there not my nails, twas a google image search
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)
# It's quite easy in Gimp.
[edit]

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# how come you`re angry?

*pulls out couch.... finds £1 coin... watermelons off down the local Wetherspoon`s for a cheap pint*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# because i suffer from
evilstepdadcuntsyndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)
# how
do you animate in elements?!
(sikko666-unfluffy, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:50, archived)
# you can
use each layer as a frame, name them something like frame one frame two etc, then go to save for web, gif, animation, then the timeing is at the bottom. I'm running a mac, though I don't suppose its any different. iDraw is a good little gif animaiton program for anyone else using a mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# ooh must be like ImageReady then
cool ... must dig out my Elements CD
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Woah
Chill man

was only yanking your chain
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:51, archived)
# what?
someone please explain what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:45, archived)
# a naughty wee windy-uppy post
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Newbie...
....stirring up trouble. Possibly. Or just being ironic.

Either way, I'm jacking for a pearoast:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:53, archived)
# you have a girl's finger nails
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
# b3tans can be kind of mean
but still, lots are decent enough! after all, we dont have to come here! woo to the above average (but by no means record breaking) lurkage too!
(Drunkendragon, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 16:48, archived)