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# Normally, I just close the box
But I'm in a bad mood tonight so don't upset me OK?????
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:29, archived)
# you wasted your time
to even bother poutting in fake details ¬_¬
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:30, archived)
# That's not the watermeloning point.
/Goes away
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:32, archived)
# The more people who waste their time
the less appealing it appears to be.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:33, archived)
# I do agree with you
but I'm not sure that adding false details actually wastes anyone's time. I don't think spammers look at their returned mail.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:40, archived)
# stick some made-up e-mail addresses on your web site
and let crawlers pick it up :)

www.headstaggers.com/__mail/

blocked from google/yahoo bots (proper law-abiding bots) but naughty people ignore robot exclusion rules... click spang a couple of times

edit: I`d written a better one in Java that would spit out 1000 random e-mail addresses, one every few seconds, so it wouldn`t eat all the bandwidth / processor
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# I know
But if there is only 1 valid email for every 10,000 invalid one it is a waste of effort to do it. Granted, it is unlikely to happen.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:49, archived)
# nah they still sell them on to other spammers
the more polluted they are, the more chance of them being caught, I reckon
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:50, archived)
# you need to change that colour
NOW!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:31, archived)
# I knew some cranberry would say that
I LIKE THAT COLOUR OK?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:32, archived)
# me thinks
blunkett has entered the board...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:33, archived)
# i smell a gay
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:41, archived)
# simon, told you before
i'm not gay... i like laydeesh ASWELL...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# aye... you like Lily Savage
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:45, archived)
# *high five*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:46, archived)
# heh :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:48, archived)
# bitterly ironic thing about you harrasing my sexuality
is that you sir are a lowly virgin XD
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:49, archived)
# nowt wrong with that

*whistles*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:51, archived)
# there isn't
butif you're going to harrass someone about their sexual preferences it's a bit ironic when never having had sex in the first place...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
maybe he just does blow jobs

*runs*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:53, archived)
# who said i was a virgin?
me? oh
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:57, archived)
# okay,
i was n't awar you and beth had gone off and done that already...

*has no sense of time*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:00, archived)
# like
fuck i do...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:47, archived)
# you want to check `her` plumbing
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:48, archived)
# nah muz we love you really
just in a different way :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:50, archived)
# i'm sure you
do ¬_¬

anyhoo, rumour has it:

LK 4 GASH?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:50, archived)
# sure as HULL
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:55, archived)
# speaking of which,
mail me some pics of lk to my yahoo address, gmail has gone tits up on my laptop ¬_¬
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:57, archived)
# whats that?
mail you pictures of a male acquaintance?
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:59, archived)
# yes
please do for pure *fwappage*

note: I'm joking lawrence, you're not my type of guy XD
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:00, archived)
# you really do ask for it
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:01, archived)
# it's gotten to the stage
where i can't be fucked to argue with people anymore so meh..
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:04, archived)
# fair enough
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:08, archived)
# you are a
Kunt
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:10, archived)
# oh
and get a decent browser
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:35, archived)
# I suppose that totally shit Firefox
is the one I should be using is it?

/Uninstalls Firefox
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:38, archived)
# i was actually leaning towards either
Opera or Mozilla Netscape...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:39, archived)
# I like IE
/spits

I have heard what else you lean towards.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:41, archived)
# i like kebabs
/spits
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:43, archived)
# i like tobacco
/spits
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# I LIKE BLU-TAKKE
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
go on .. go for the gummy shot
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:45, archived)
# I like shoe accessories
/spats
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# dum de dum.
you are the idiot. not us. firefox is the only way forward.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# cranberry
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:45, archived)
# watermelon.
and your colour theme looks like you need either
a) a new monitor or
b) to degauss.

degauss degauss degauss degauss. hmmmm.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:47, archived)
# it is a really nice browser
it slows down when you have the "web developer" plugin active though as it`s doing some parsing jobbies in the background

you can`t beat AdBlock though in combination with a Squid proxy and some nice ad filtering rules :)
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:50, archived)
# plus
foxy tunes, gmail notifier..
and the obvious like open source, tabbed browsing.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:56, archived)
# There are many things that matter.
What browser other people are using is not one of them.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:06, archived)
# its a good point.
it shouldnt matter. but it does.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 23:29, archived)
# I normally enter [email protected] and [email protected]
let them deal with it :D
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:36, archived)
# apparently most spambots refuse to send to abuse@* email addresses
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:41, archived)
# That one up there
did a scan an discovered that imnotstupidyoucunts is not a valid active email server or some bollocks like that.

watermeloning swear filter!!!!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:44, archived)
# i
fucking hate the swear filter too...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:46, archived)
# its funny..
it would be better if it was fool proof...
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:52, archived)
# ahh that`s clever!

*decides to improve crappy spam trap*
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I don't normally enter anything
But tonight, it felt good to do that.

Edit: Oops, forgot the abuse.

Cranberry.
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:42, archived)
# happy baby orangutans
!
(, Sun 26 Dec 2004, 22:42, archived)