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# I got kicked in the stomach
by a horse when I was 5, good enough reason to be scared of them..
cows are much better, especially hairy ones with big horns
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:19, archived)
# Fair enough for you then, childhood trauma like.
But I've been trod on, thrown off and farted at.
And I still ain't scared.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# That is a very good reason to dislike them.
I admit I'm a bit freaked out by them, however, seeing as this has sparked a big debate, I am willing, in the interests of scientific experimentalisation, to go horsey riding to see if it's any cop or not. What do you all think?
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:24, archived)
# I wouldnt,
you'll get eaten.
But if you do, it should be recorded as a remembrance to your bravery in the face of horses.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# yespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyespleaseyesplease
I'll look after you, it'll be FINE and you'll love it, it's so much fun and I've wanted to go again for aaaaages and if you came too it'd be perfect, like I wanted to in Cornwall but we didn't, and I know you'll enjoy it, it's so great, please please please please please!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# Lordy.
Okay then.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:28, archived)
# I have an intense phobia of Baked Beans
This is not bullshit. Totally true. Caused by childhood trauma.

Who's got a stupider phobia than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:32, archived)
# i *hate* haircuts
but baked beans wins.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Thank you.
I feel like Ive achieved something today now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# I have a phobia
about dry cotton wool.
(Jim Pooley, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:33, archived)
# blimey - good luck
Mr P made me go snowboarding on the same pretence - I couldn't've been worse at it if someone had cut off my legs with a blunt and rusty razor blade first.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Good point -
I went snowboarding with tomsk despite having vertigo, and I went back out and carried on trying for 3 whole days.

I can now honestly say that I fucking hate it.
:)
I mean, fuck's sake, why don't I tie my feet together and throw myself down a rocky, slippery slope crowded with morons? WHY DON'T I?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:37, archived)
# I took someone boarding a few years back
on the chairlift, they said they suffered from vertigo. He didnt enjoy that holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Should have tried skiing instead
Boarding is for hippies. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# skiing is for puffs
who wear one peice outfits

: P
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:44, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:27, archived)
# You'd have to go on a super easy one,
so you might be quite bored.

And it'll make your legs and bum hurt.

But if it stops you being scared, go for it!
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I'm not scared of horses.
And I shall prove it.
No-one believes me but I don't care.
(tomsk, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# Sounds like a challange.
If you find yourself with time to spare and end up near bristol then hows about you come and ride my horse?

She's nice and not all that dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# I'll believe it
if the good doctor can attest to your un-nervousness upon riding one.
(Amerella, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:46, archived)