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# For Sir ZykOtic
I rendered a 3d hand

IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE PHOTOREALISTIC!!! IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!! LOW POLY FOR A GAME, YES... A GAME, ABOUT WANKING OR GOATSE I HAVEN'T FUCKING DECIDED YET IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!!!
LOW FUCKING POLY
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Ahem
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# where were you when he was picking on Toxie?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Remind me, when was this?
linkage please
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:34, archived)
# yesterday afternoon
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501

spaz back a few threads... or I`ll have a spaz anyway


edit: this thread
www.b3ta.com/board/4196241
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:35, archived)
# *Checks times*
Well, I was having lunch with my friend, then waiting for a campus computer, and then actually doing some work, all the while coming down from a massive caffeine high induced by too many alcopops the night before.
Does that answer yur question?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# any excuse!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# believe me, the comedown from caffeine was no fun
I think I actually had slight palpitations. Remember kids, having 7 VK Apple's and then a mug of coffee when you get in is a Bad Idea.
Drink Monkey Beer instead
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:41, archived)
# here
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Is it...
Real?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Said it once, say it again
Else
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# it's woo
but not at all photorealistic.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah, but you could get it to make a cup of tea though!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:07, archived)
# It isnt...
very realistic though...

(woo!)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha! BEST PICTURE EVER!
*bookmarks*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# EDIT. You've probably read this now.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha!
I saw ;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:46, archived)
# ..
You want to get a meshsmooth modifier on that.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# not very
realistic
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Looks Low-poly to me
;)


EDIT:/ Can it be a game about wanking, I like those games *dribbles*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I'll have to see
my renderering skills are insurmountable and therefore I'm much in demand - IT'S LOW FUCKIN' POLY
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# you could be paid handsomely for such renderage
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# wanking or goatse game
I'm guessing it's going to involve button bashing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Probably a Joystick waddling game
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# i reckon you could earn about 32K a year doing stuff like that.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:39, archived)
# At least. I'm fuckin' l33t I am!
haha
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# aaahhhhh, that's not real!
Took me a little while, but I can tell cos there is a finger missing
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# IT'S FOR A GAME IT'S LOW FUCKING POLY!
;)
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:40, archived)
# If the poly count is so important...
... you could lose say the little finger(not so important) and then put in the index finger!!!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I'M A GOD OF RENDERING HOW DARE YOU
GIVE ME ADVICE
*steals idea*
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:43, archived)
# HEY!
That was MY idea! Its patented you know.
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I OWN ALL IDEAS
I EARN 32K YOU KNOW
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:45, archived)
#
but do you make tea?

And to quote myself from yesterday
"Thats not very good!"
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:50, archived)
# just as well shnurricane ain`t about!
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:54, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:42, archived)
# fuck meh
best rendering ever
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:59, archived)
# im a CG/Computer Animator...
and my dogs done better 'low poly' than that.......by low polly do you infact mean you couldn't do any better?
(, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:00, archived)