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[challenge entry] Mort, I'm not sure your mum would like that.

From the What not to give your mum on mother's day challenge. See all 131 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:27, archived)
# ugh!
is Mort male?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# poor confused thing
does he dye his feathers that colour?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# it's special colouring in his food
(candy floss and licquorice allsorts mainly)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# *eats candyfloss
*goes pink
T'is true!
/edit - whoops forgot to woo Mort! sorry Mort!
Woo!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# hehehe!
(is that like Oedipus Riks?)



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# watch it..!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ace! I lurv you mum!

Mother Goose?



(Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# yay
someone keeps calling where i temp and they're called Mort

i laugh everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# I wish to
appologise for my arseyness to you power of steam entry, in my defence I can only state non-smokeing offices and the fact that I saw my arse in a mirror this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)
# I wanted the power of steam to win
cos I could repost the pic of Mort in a train :)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:33, archived)
# yeah CRI posted
a quite well shopped picture of a steam powered board and I went off my head as most of the equipment was diesel powered and called CRI a daft dibnah. It was a low point for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
Come on Mort! You can do it this week!
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# *scours brain for more mother-related jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)
# *displays empty pockets*
I got 'nuthin!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)
# aww wee Mort
does he read English?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# he does everything!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)
# pfffffft
poor mort
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)