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[challenge entry] Mort, I'm not sure your mum would like that.

From the What not to give your mum on mother's day challenge. See all 131 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:27, archived)
# ugh!
is Mort male?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# poor confused thing
does he dye his feathers that colour?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)
# it's special colouring in his food
(candy floss and licquorice allsorts mainly)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)
# *eats candyfloss
*goes pink
T'is true!
/edit - whoops forgot to woo Mort! sorry Mort!
Woo!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# hehehe!
(is that like Oedipus Riks?)



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:28, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# watch it..!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ace! I lurv you mum!

Mother Goose?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# yay
someone keeps calling where i temp and they're called Mort

i laugh everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# I wish to
appologise for my arseyness to you power of steam entry, in my defence I can only state non-smokeing offices and the fact that I saw my arse in a mirror this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)
# I wanted the power of steam to win
cos I could repost the pic of Mort in a train :)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:33, archived)
# yeah CRI posted
a quite well shopped picture of a steam powered board and I went off my head as most of the equipment was diesel powered and called CRI a daft dibnah. It was a low point for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
Come on Mort! You can do it this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:30, archived)
# *scours brain for more mother-related jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)
# *displays empty pockets*
I got 'nuthin!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)
# aww wee Mort
does he read English?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:31, archived)
# he does everything!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)
# pfffffft
poor mort
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 14:32, archived)