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(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# listen.....
time passes
(meercat, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# EXAMINE GOWN
Amongst the pocket fluff, you find a small round tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Walk Left
you enter a small crypt full of dogs
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)
# MASTICATE BABEL FISH
I don't know how to MASTICATE
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)
# what?
you posted that the other day but with only one bench, surely that qualifies as a pearost.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:56, archived)
# i'd say that makes it more of a progression...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:00, archived)
# he's riffing on the bench theme
(kaibosh, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)
# you miserable sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# i'm sure this is like a rorshach test
it looks vaguely sexual to me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:57, archived)
# my god man.
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, LOOK AT SOME PORN, ANYTHING!!! JUST DONT FUCK THE BENCH!!!!
(C0UN7:z3r0, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# it's those darn shapely legs
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# i see where you're coming from
no pun intended. The right hand bench looks suspiciously duffel coat and no trousers-ish.
(cap'nj, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
# this!
precisely this!

it's like the one on the left is a pretty little lady bench and the one on the right is a big, gruff truck driver bench

"hello mis!"

"Do i know you"

"not yet! hur hur hur!"

"i'll be going now!"

"oh no, i think i'll be seeing more of you before you go"

my god, it's fucking crimewatch
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)
# i'm waiteing for the 2 benches to mount
nice piccy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Please do it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# that's no park bench
there's no old guy sat on there with a bottle of white lightning
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:58, archived)
# I would sit on the one on the right
(sqrrl101, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
# christ! get a life!
all you people have a goddamn one track mind! filth!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Yes
Yes I need to get a life
(sqrrl101, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:05, archived)
# me too. 12 hours and counting now..
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)
# an epic love story
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
# they make
me want to sit on them
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 23:59, archived)
#
bench2 is go
(kaibosh, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:01, archived)
# WELL, Early morning tomorrow
and i feel ive made my contribution to b3ta for today.
And BROWN COW take it easy, if its any consolation ive felt guilty about my flaming, especially the suicide prompts. Uncalled for, my mate tried to kill himself (and no it wasnt coz hes my mate, heheheh) PEACE MAN

Oh If you havnt seen it yet click here, im chuffed to bits with it. I really am,
NIGHT ALL!!!
(C0UN7:z3r0, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:02, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# good riddence
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# here
is this your girlfriend, i think you'd make a lovely couple

www.peternorgroveantiqueclocks.co.uk/b3ta/buffet.jpg
(C0UN7:z3r0, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:06, archived)
# no sorry,
it isnt. sorry to spoil your little joke. run along to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:07, archived)
# You're a cunt
I've noticed a pattern with you:
Come online
do something moronic
Get flamed
Get pissed off
Go away for a while
Come back apologise (citing a bad day)
Say: I LOVE B3TA
Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)
# and yet he doesnt
realise that more and more people here are starting to hate him. sad really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# oh i realise
its all part of my plan actually.

(C0UN7:z3r0, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)
# to what?
make people hate you? right, so you come on here trying to show off your work, to people who you think are 'loser nerds who never leave the house'? what the FUCK does that make you?!

Anyway, to bed with you. be gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Indeed
If we're all lower than him in the foodchain (unlikely) then why does he want to talk to us and show us his work?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:13, archived)
# So you're starting on him now?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)
# i'd say you should all stop being narky
when you first joined you was rubbishing pics all day, now you have slowed down, relax it is only a chat room with piccys
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:12, archived)
# but but but its
fuuuuuuuun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:14, archived)
# for who?
just laugh at the pics you like ignore the one you don't
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:17, archived)
# pictures i dont mind
and if i dont like it, someone else will so i wont slag it off, but people like him really annoy me, people who just come on here and wind people up. i realise that by arguing back i'm just acting as a catalyst, but i really cant stand him so i do it anyway. but meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:22, archived)
# a voice of reason:
EVERYONE knows C0UN7 Z3r0, but who the fuck is T9 or whatever the little sk8r b0i is. And i dont think you all nerds, just a good way to slag flaming saddo's who ruin b3ta. Im not gonna get involved in all this any more.

I feel schitzophrenia coming on

more soon.......

NIGHT NIGHT (im really goin now)
(C0UN7:z3r0, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:18, archived)
# One word:
Troll
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Omigod! Like, totally., Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:09, archived)
# i've noticed you before
i think it was for being cool last time too.

well done on being cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Haha
I'm not a racist, my best friend is black!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)
# wtf
you've lost me, im not gonna rise to it tho.

Good Night all.
(C0UN7:z3r0, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:08, archived)
# be nice you grumpy arse!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:23, archived)
# I am nice
Just not to trollish arseholes like him
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:24, archived)
# She's winking at me!
Hussy
(vestfest, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Make that into a wallpaper
And I'll replace the lonely bench on my desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 0:10, archived)