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# Because it's Monday
I made this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:18, archived)
# that's lovely
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)
# A state of the art garage
For everything from trains to fire engines. Very useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)
# you ARE very creative
I wish you were my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)
# Oh no
The Bus and Fire engine have drunk all our beer.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)
# Blue Peter
was my favourite program. Haven't you worked it out yet? I am your mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)
# Hi Mum
Have you spoken to Duncan recently?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)
# Yes - he's off on holiday
t might take him a while to get ther though
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:09, archived)
# Well pep him up a bit then!!
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)
# Get Pep and Duncan together?
What a splendid idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)
# you mean, instead of pep him up a bit...
put a bit of pep up him?
mmm....I've no idea what either of them look like, but it's a pleasant thought nonetheless!!
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:51, archived)
# oi! just got back from over there -
steady on lads! I think I'm a bit scared.
(again)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)
# don't be scared
Duncan will be really gentle with you
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:54, archived)
# MUUUUUUUUMMMMMM!
make him stop!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:51, archived)
# Yes, everyone leave pep alone
She's a nice girl really.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)
# I know some that might disagree...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)
# Do you mean me
as in make him stop?
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)
# I think we have had
some of those in our backgarden recently. After my Marrows no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:42, archived)
# duncans
have you tried putting down some duncan pellets?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)
# He bought it in Flash Gordon
A tree stump monster jabbed him in the arm and green stuff came out. So its only fair to make him in to repellant pellets, save him going to waste.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:41, archived)
# you sound like you
had a brain twisting weekend, judging by that comment!!
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 8:55, archived)
# Not especilly
I made a gate. The very best bit of Flash Gordon is when Hans Zarkov yells "For gods sake strap yourselves down". Anyone else disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)
# when he's standing there in his pants...mmm
but the best bits are
1. The fact there's someone in it called Ming
2. The lizards with eyes in their mouths.
(Nacho, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)
# I used to work with
A chap called Ming. He was a bit crap. He had never seen Flash Gordon, so we were able to make loads of references to it without him taking offence. Some people tried explaining it to him as they really did want to offend him, but it failed also.

Good point about the Lizards, they rightly looked a bit traumatised.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:43, archived)
# of course
now you say it, it seems obvious. That's fab. Are you taking orders?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)
# I'm thinking of copywriting the design
Then I'll be taking orders. b3ta members can have it fir the knockdown price of £199.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:44, archived)
# I would pay it gladly!
Will you ship it by Christmas?

Wow, it'll be even better than my Furby...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)
# i made this


This is a great site: here

Celebrity stalking using etch a sketch
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)
# Cor, a summary of my trip to work
(a big queue of traffic I whizz past on my bike)

So, was this for your kids, or just to keep yourself sane?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)
# It's all an excuse to play with copeydex
The boy is having fun wrapping selotape round himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)
# Keep an eye out
for those giant Weetos boxes thats where the police cars hide.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:50, archived)
# and the
small green tank engines
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)
# Actually
Small green tank engines can turn up just about anywhere, eg in your wellies/toilet/larder, so you always need to keep an eye out for them.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 6:56, archived)
# do you reckon
it could be one of those making my pipes clank at night?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 5 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)