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# B3tans, please destroy this man....


He calls himself ackneyboy and is a 24 carat twunt. I am shit at all your fancy dan artistry and would love to see your amusing take on this man... from Hackney.
(moonat8, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# not sure
that he needs it
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# he he
That was my first thought!
(moonat8, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# I
fucking hate hackney
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# everyone i know
who lives in hackney tries to claim they are actually in shoreditch, or islington, or whitechapel, or anywhere else that isn't hackney
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Smoke my chode.
I live in fuckin ackney and i'm not ashamed to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# alright
but it better be premium chode
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Yeah guv.
Proper ackney chode this is.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# here ya go
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# PFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# I live in Stoke Newington
which is clean enough but close enough to Hackney so that I do pay council tax through the nose to keep the crackheads healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Aww
And you are similarly cursed with having no tube station.

But at least we're getting one some day.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# i live in camden
which is where all the smackheads went after they got told to fuck off from king's cross
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Camden
Cor blimey.
The Mrs. makes me go there for the trendy market and pubs.

A bigger collection of druggies, freaks and nutcases i have never seen.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# I lived in Los Angeles
You ain't seen nothing yet
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# yeah
you've got to love it. we have a competition going to see how many times you get asked to buy weed between camden town tube and the lock tavern.

current record is 16 times, not bad for a four minute walk
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# hashweed?
ahhh...makes me feel at home :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# the only time
you dont get offered any is when your after substances of the mind altering kind
(I helped save b3ta! T-Shoo, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Is he related to Hashweedcoke?
I'm always getting mistaken for him in Camden.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# my favourite
is when some fucking tramp who's been living rough for years and smells like crap tries to sell you cocaine

actually, my absolute favourite thing is when some idiot tourist buys some
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# i used to buy weed at SOAS
(russel square)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I've always been tempted..
to reply to "hasweedcoke" like this:

NO THANK YOU, NO DRUGS FOR ME!

In a really loud voice,

but that way lies a knifing, I know :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Pfft!
I'd like to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# arf!
and me. i dare you

i saw some sniffer dogs in camden tube the other week. sniffer dogs! in camden! their heads probably exploded
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# So that is what that is
I thought they introduce themselves

Mario Ana, Mario Ana
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# I work in camden
and I concur

though I do live in the rather spiffing Crouch End.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Well
10 minute Walk to Manor House and 15 to Finsbury Park.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Buses are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# and people who go on them
are violent mentalists
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# .....
and that's not even to mention the people who drive the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# bethnal green's where it's at.
hackney kinda sucks, but the city farm's good for all teh fluff. bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Have you tried squirrel shooting in Vicky Park?
Seriously, entertainment doesn't get much better in London.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# my ex lived right next door to city farm
first time i stayed round hers i thought i was having a flashback to my cundry-soide upbringing in teh devonshire

goats have horizontal eyes. never trust them
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# ...as do cats.
nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# but the bunnies! and the pekas (or whatever they're called)! and the sheepsies!
*also a devonshire escapee*
*also distrusts goats*
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)
# not as yet, but
an odd aussie friend tried to "meditate to a squirrel". needless to say, she didn't have much luck. or enlightenment.
(I helped save b3ta! hubris, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# He looks like a kiddie fiddler.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# go to
www.thenewb3tarequestboardforannoyingb4stards.com

/edit actually that's woth clicking.never been there before.
(I helped save b3ta! eat bostik, it's better than putting Carol Vorderman's head in a blender (just), Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
bizzare!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# God has already cursed him enough.
He doesn't need our help.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Here you go then...


Now cock off and learn some potatoswap skillz0rz. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# And here
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Because that'll be fun for
everyone who doesn't know him!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# I know, I know
I knew you'd all hate me for it but it was worth a shot!

I'll book myself some classes.
(moonat8, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# yup, you can tell by
the england gear
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 29 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)