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# b3ta is the one place I don't mind going 'shopping
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:00, archived)
# mmm chewy
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:00, archived)
# caution!
not suitable for children, may contain private parts
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:02, archived)
# * flicks *
you found them, then? woo
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:01, archived)
# I've found
the little man in the box!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Nice selection.....

...of things to suck and nibble!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Heheh woo!
"Have too many, and you'll go Bertie" is possibly new slang for STDs.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Woo!
FP as well :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:08, archived)
# oh my gaahhd oh my gaahhd oh my gahhd !
thanks for the FP B3ta :-)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:11, archived)
# God bless em :)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:14, archived)
# that reminds me of
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# I bet they have one nasty one..
Like Coffee to revels..
Fish to Clitoris allsorts...
*shudder*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:14, archived)
# so from the 5 o'clock position anticlockwise we have;-
tasty clit
zombie clit
hypothermic clit
sunburned clit
chimney sweep clit
and... erm...

methylated spirits clit..?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Who the hell
starts at 5 and works counterclockwise?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 18:22, archived)
# the 7 o'clock bright purple was the least believable, so
if you're going to be cyclic you have to start at 5 o'clock counterclockwise....
(, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)
# arf!
 
huzzah.
 
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:17, archived)
# blimey he's back again!
'chars'.

(that's how posh englishers say 'Cheers by the way...)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 0:22, archived)
# BASTARD
Liquorice was my favorite type of sweets, and now I shall never think of it the same again.

Just for revenge, have the following...
Aniseed Balls
A Knickers Bar
P..P..P..Pick up a penis
A bag of Shittles
A box of Tic-Twats
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Or how about
a nice packet of Menstruals
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Porno...
...the mint with the hole
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Horrible
Absolutly horrible.

Definatly woo.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 5:15, archived)
# Damn!
In all honesty I was going to do that a few days ago. But after a few botched attempts I gave up.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:10, archived)
# you have to start with the right source pic
I found a good clit and proceeded to bang away on it.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# That's false advertising!
I spy no clitoris, only hoods!
(, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)