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[challenge entry] My parents
really are this warped



'Ning everyone !

From the What if the things grown-ups tell kids were true? challenge. See all 270 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)
# yeah!
whats the cow for???

TJ: www.b3ta.com/board/4872745
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)
#
b3ta tarot cards
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(holystorm, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)
# you seem
to really like your tarot cards.
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)
# eh?
muffins?
(I helped save b3ta! corrundum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)
# *drools*
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# b3ta tarot
www.b3ta.com/board/4870750

3rd card isn't that good... lack of source material (botox girl)... might redo that one
First up: Empress!
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:34, archived)
# cows get worms
:s
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)
# The cow is wincing, maybe it's lost a coupla things . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
# BOLLOCKS

I do love that word :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)
# BULLOCKS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:11, archived)
# HORLICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# YES!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)
# fell asleep at the wheel?
speaking of which:
www.b3ta.com/board/4869213

Bah! I was trying to gloat there, but you did reply after all!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!

I miss nothing!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)
# haha still class
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Haha !
ace !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)
# ROWLOCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:15, archived)
# you can
barely see the coathanger in the first frame...
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)
# To hull
...and no light refreshments on the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)
# no prairie oysters?
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)
# No. You horny roach's cock
Do you never think of anything else?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)
# evidence suggests that I do not
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)
# haha!

rocky mountain oysters!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)
# teeheehee
ew and bleaurgh
but heeheehee (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!

Doof! 'According to Delia, a certain part of the Ox can make a tasty meal for the whole family, if it's well hung. '

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)
# Oh that High Priestess
and her voodoo naughtiness !

Lovely weekend btw and you ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)
# Yes, ta!

Sat: Family for lunch, Church fete, Family BBQ int he lubbely sunshine!

Sun: Lie in, Church, Slobbing about, scoring some music

Sun night: Insomnia! Urrrrrrrrrghh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Hurrah !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Apparently in all but size
the bovine boy-bits are extremely close to human ones, so in theory you'd never know the difference if it was a calf with human sized bits you were taking it from...or a human
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)
# eww eck Jessie
what a horrible thought :0
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:01, archived)
# I'm only saying dear
People just wouldn't believe it was me if I didn't throw in the occasional 'recoil moment' post or thinly veiled threat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)
# you seem to be slightly too much in the know
on this subject hun.....

edit: you think it's a good time to be
ordering a new racoon from the IVF clinic yet?
i dont want to get another dud one!
dont think i could handle the pain all over again..
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
# Yes, perhaps it is time
Want me to come along and help you choose the candidate parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# well if you're free tonight
maybe you could help me practice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:17, archived)
# no . . . she meant that you need to hang the meat to tenderize it . . .

EDIT: There would be a difference in smell . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)
# YOU EAT TESTICLES!


.. I`m telling
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:02, archived)
# "telling"
or "advertising" ?
(kaibosh, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
# telling teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# I've tried it once.
Coated in flour and sauted in butter. Not an experience I'd willingly repeat however. But you'll never know unless you give these things a try...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)
# well when I become un-vegetarian, I`ll think about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# I love that
"un-vegetarian"

made me smile despite the fact my head is trying to kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# That's what they said about anal sex
And look where that got me




everyone speak quietly I have the most amazing hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
# *passes anal-gesic*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# *accepts

*belms
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:13, archived)
# *whispers*
I'm now so very glad I turned down a late night at the pub yesterday... I'm getting too old to be bothered with monday morning hangovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)
#
ditto...but as I have spent the entire weekend and friday in much the same state I thought Hey Sunday evening what the hell, I won't feel too bad tomorrow....wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:24, archived)
# You're just sore because I turned yours down when you offered


Rik loves teh pain
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# when you said you were hungry I thought you wanted a small snack, not a large meal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)
# I really wanted a frankfurter but all you had were cocktail sausages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:16, archived)
# pfffft!
and they were made of quorn!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)
# *laughs at playground antics*
*moves on*
*catches sight of username*
*slowly returns*

Why hello there...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:20, archived)
# how you doin.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Don't talk to him Jessie!

He stole your pancakes and wouldn't give me any . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)
# jealously guards the mystic batter!
what else could i have to bribe
the answers to the hunt with?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)
# mmmmm chewy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)
# woo to you
woo to me

WOO TO EVERYBODY!!!
(holystorm, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)
# mmm worms
top meal
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)
# beats lentils anyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)
# meh!
lentils are great

without lentil soup you wouldn`t have tubgirl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)
# So I can blame lentils for my nightmares?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:25, archived)