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# How the fuck can you be a newbie when you've been a member for 35 years?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)
# It's a good question...
ANSWER HIM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
# must have
teh uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And only 5 messages. That's some lurkage!
And woo to teh pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Because
Newbie Tuesday got hosed. The admins were kind enough to fix me up, but the date must be the default... looks like it defaults to jan 1 1970
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# *seethes with jealously*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# So you dont have the upload codes
.....
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Jan 1 1970
is the Unix epoch, year 0 as far as *nix based OSes are concerned, generally, and this site runs on a *nix. Your sign-up date will have been deleted or not added to the database properly, so it shows up as 01/01/1970 instead.
(tomsk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Since you know this
Do you know the upload codes?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
# they're a witch
burn them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
# they turned me into a newt!




(I got better)
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Careful,
it's habit forming...
(tomsk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# i need no more habits
not after all those nuns i bummed] burnt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# I've not stayed here for
1 year, 274 days, 6 hours, 24 minutes and 52 seconds,

to be cuckolded by this young whippersnapper.

MODS!: I want my £1/5 3d back
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
# must've happened when b3ta was borked
35 years, older than the internet!

must be very wise

say something o wise user
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)
# I was the smartest fetus on the block
Yay, its true. I was wise beyond my trimester.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# be must you, Yoda
something, or
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
maybe this is his first week as a member of the electronic board. He's spent the last 35 years as a member of the telegram based messageboard.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)