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# i think you were spotted in The Outside World (TM)
i've heard you're lovely :P
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:04, archived)
# i think he's bald.

and i heard that if he looks at you

it steals your hair
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:05, archived)
# *gasps*
*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i heard
he uses rubber bands to fasten all the stolen hair into little dolls and miniature musical instruments for the dolls.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# don't push it.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:12, archived)
# what are you going to do
steal my hair?
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)
# He'd be doing you a favour
ya big puffy-haired fop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:14, archived)
# i'll have you know
that puffy hair keeps me warm in times of coldness.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:15, archived)
# Dammit
I never thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Hair are your aerials...

They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
/danny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# i met some beta people at the recent edinburgh bash, such as
stick figure ninja
the neville
funtastic pony magic
disco kingpin
mystery bob
sir sand goblin
toxie

they were all lovely. they didn't manage to get any photos of me.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)
# i heard you can't be looked directly at
and you can't be brought into focus
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i also heard
your fingers and toes have special sticky pads on them, and you can adhere yourself to walls and other such surfaces.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Aha!
Don't be too sure!

Tweaknik

[EDIT] ..and the others
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:18, archived)
# oh man i wish that link worked
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# christ
don't scare me like that... :-o
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)
# i fucking knew it!
a) bald
b) can't be brought into focus

this is because you are actually energy from some distant plane, transported and manifested in our physical world. and as we all know, hair cannot be cosmically transported. also photographed. can't be.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)
# there's no need to be nasty, now.
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)
# My MSN contact of world-shattering knowledge has a pic of you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# that is worrying
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)
# you started it
when you solidified from some kind of space plasma into a humanoid solid.
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)
# will you never forgive me for that?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)
# with time
with time
(schnurricane, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 1:44, archived)