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# Hehehehe!

I bet you all seed that coming . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:55, archived)
# *Scuttle(fishe)s off*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# did you not
(budgie)regard that as a good pun?
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)
# What do you finch?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)
# too low polly?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)
# trill-ing!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# you broke my screen with your puns
i'm sending you the bill (gerrit? bill/beak?)
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# You're just jealous of my talon-t . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)
# not nest-essarily!
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Pah!

Toucan play at that game!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)
# I'll beak the judge of that!
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Ha!

Who put you in charge of the Ma-court?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# no one
i took control vul(ture)untarily.
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!

What a carrion (crow)!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# thats a very cheep joke
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Claw blimey!

That's an old one!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# yes, that joke flew the coop along time ago
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Are you (pen)guin through my discarded pun bin?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:24, archived)
# yes, i red (crest) it a while ago
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# you thieving magpie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:31, archived)
# i'm no good at puns
i'll have to wing it...
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Are you some kind
of bird-Brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# i'll ruffle your feathers for that
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Oh will you just
stop crowing on about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)
# i'll knock you off your perch, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Stop hawking for
applause!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# This is getting kite silly, now . . .

Puns are more than a hobby, y'know . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# will you please stop parroting on?
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# Wassa madder?

Too spharrowing for you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Wader Minute!
i didn't say that.
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!

I'm a plover of bird puns . . . they're BAZOOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:17, archived)
# haha, you made me swallow my mint the wrong way
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# you had the guil(l)e(mot)
to get that one fir(feather)st
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# you gotta get up early to (fly)catch(er) me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:34, archived)
# well this has been thouroughly tremhendous!
over 'n out
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I gotta fly too . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:54, archived)
# you bustard! stop the puns!
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:58, archived)
# I can't, hatch-ually . . .

I have pun-tourettes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 13:09, archived)
# you are very talonted
when it comes to puns
(Zaza, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)
# It is something I picked
up very SWIFT-ly hanging around DtH ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# what an 'OWLer
that was
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# I thought it might
might Peregrine on your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Excuse me, mallard, you appear
to have put one too many 'might's in there . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# we'll call it a draw . . .

s'no good raven on about it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# That's very
(r)ob(in)servant of you David!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# eagle-eyed, me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# I don't know
we're all goosing off and you come along ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:07, archived)
# *ducks*

You moorhen . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:09, archived)
# don't
crow on about it
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Whoops!
www.b3ta.com/board/5038939

You'll have to swallow your pride and admit defeat . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:06, archived)
# you PIG
-eon
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Very Subtle dave!
The Kestrel soon learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:08, archived)
# sorry, my fault for being a dodo
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# It's oriole over for you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:12, archived)
# i will retain my crown...
for I AM THE PUN KING(fisher)
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Don't be a (pea)cock!

I am teh king!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:15, archived)
# well I have storked you for some time...
...enough to learn from the master
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:16, archived)
# all the chicks dig a pun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:18, archived)
# And you sir
Must bow to raptor-ous applause!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)
# impress them a with pun...
they'll show you their TITs
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Cor!
You know she do(v)es!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:21, archived)
# they're not that gullible . . .

still one good tern . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# For a minute ther
I thought you had chickened out of the pun war!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Nah!

It'll take more than that to make me cluck off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Dowitcher
say Well done Mister Hat! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:29, archived)
# *hides*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I see your confidence
has taken a Tern for the worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Oh Bollocks!
All hail the winner!

Good GAME Mr Hat!

Ha ha ha! You will never Win. No matter how fowl your puns are!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:40, archived)
# You won't catch me grousing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:55, archived)
# maybe Curlew
need a new teacher!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:19, archived)
# I've taught a cockatoo in my time . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:22, archived)
# I'm getting fed up with this pun war
they are too silly
(cormor)RANT over!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:26, archived)
# 'k . . .

. . .



. . .

fancy a shag?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Stop it!
You'll make him (road)runner way!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Buzzard was only asking . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Sorry.
I just think that others might be going off at a tan(a)ge(r)-nt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Stilt, it's a bit of fun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:36, archived)
# i come on the board after a break of a few days
and the 1st I find is a pun war
What a tweet!
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)
# I look forward to heron all about it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:05, archived)
# She just loves that pecker...

hello - I'm back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:56, archived)
# now, now . . .

beak kind . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:58, archived)
# I can't think of a pun
so I'll just wing it
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 11:59, archived)
# bastard
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# I pee on your mind
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:04, archived)
# bustard
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:32, archived)
# ain't that sourcepic from (par)rotten.com?
..sorry first time i join a puntennis game
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Welcome!

There's a feather in your cap!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:03, archived)
# They used to run a pet shop you know...
but she got sacked.

























she was caught with her hand in the trill.



hello - I'm back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah but I heard
the shop was very cheep anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:02, archived)
# as usual!



bah



hello - I'm back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:10, archived)
# Awww . . . .
*hugs*

didn't mean to get you 'down' *sniggers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 23 Aug 2005, 12:13, archived)