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# I should be locked up for this.

I am so sorry... I really, really am!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Took me a couple of seconds
but most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:23, archived)
# mnnnnnngggggggggggggggargggggggggghh
teh punnage, teh punnage is killing meeeee

wooooo!
(nomadpete, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:23, archived)
# that's woo
is that a mulleted Collin Meany?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Colm Meaney?
And no, it's the Big Yin, William Connelly esquire.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# aargh
I could actually feel realisation trickling into my brain, and it burned

in a good way though
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:25, archived)
# I have flicked through, so to speak...
... and I have come to the conclusion; I really like your magazine.
It's colourful, funny, and informative. You're an inspiration. Super! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)
# wow, thanks
if you wouldn't mind spreading the word, that'd make me grin even more than I am now :)
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Do you accept contributions from any Tomasin, Davina or Harriet?
Or do you tend to stick to your own, organic crops? Just curious. :)
And yes, I will forward your site to some friends who I think will appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# we accept contributions from all over
although we're unfortunately not able to pay anyone yet (but oh we've got big plans).

My email is in the mag if anyone is interested (sophie@) - the whole point of it is to get peoples work out there who are just at the start of their careers and budding with talent.

edit - particularly looking for photographers and illustrators at the moment - don't know why I haven't thought of saying this on the board before
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Photographers, eh?
Well, thanks for all the info!
I might be in contact in the future! :)
And again, excellent magazine you have there. Keep up the good work!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# oh lordy miss wallis
oh lordy lord....

;) woo
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Jesus Zombie Christ!
My brain, my beautiful brain!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that gave me the same feeling as being punched in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Death, burning, brain torture, and now a punch in the face.
Yes, I think this pun is truly one of the worst I've come across!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# I've now got a thousand yard stare.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Woo! Pun factor 9
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# That made me chuckle quietly.
Not a guffaw, just a quiet chuckle. Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# 10 minutes of solid thinking
and now all i can muster is "groan"

a good groan, though
(stutopia, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# i still don't have it.
juh?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Help me!
I don't get it... can someone please explain it to me (using small words)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# cannae pay
canapé
cannot pay...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# fuck.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)
# fucking damn it.
aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# GGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING FUCK.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)
# He can't pay, but in Scotch
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# I cannae pee?
Hmm I had it as being "I cannae pee" for ages.. but that didnt fit with the punchline.
(Ariaxen, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# ouch!
i feel violated. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# I cannot express how much I love this
Not even Stephen Fry, with his mastery of the English language, could.

...

(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Ooooooh, thank you!
I love Stephen Fry, so I am even more super-chuffed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 7:13, archived)
# Hahahahah
that's brilliant, just subtle enough to be properly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)