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# I should be locked up for this.

I am so sorry... I really, really am!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Took me a couple of seconds
but most woo!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:23, archived)
# mnnnnnngggggggggggggggargggggggggghh
teh punnage, teh punnage is killing meeeee

wooooo!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:23, archived)
# that's woo
is that a mulleted Collin Meany?
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Colm Meaney?
And no, it's the Big Yin, William Connelly esquire.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:36, archived)
# aargh
I could actually feel realisation trickling into my brain, and it burned

in a good way though
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:25, archived)
# I have flicked through, so to speak...
... and I have come to the conclusion; I really like your magazine.
It's colourful, funny, and informative. You're an inspiration. Super! :)
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)
# wow, thanks
if you wouldn't mind spreading the word, that'd make me grin even more than I am now :)
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Do you accept contributions from any Tomasin, Davina or Harriet?
Or do you tend to stick to your own, organic crops? Just curious. :)
And yes, I will forward your site to some friends who I think will appreciate it.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# we accept contributions from all over
although we're unfortunately not able to pay anyone yet (but oh we've got big plans).

My email is in the mag if anyone is interested ([email protected]) - the whole point of it is to get peoples work out there who are just at the start of their careers and budding with talent.

edit - particularly looking for photographers and illustrators at the moment - don't know why I haven't thought of saying this on the board before
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Photographers, eh?
Well, thanks for all the info!
I might be in contact in the future! :)
And again, excellent magazine you have there. Keep up the good work!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# oh lordy miss wallis
oh lordy lord....

;) woo
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Jesus Zombie Christ!
My brain, my beautiful brain!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that gave me the same feeling as being punched in the face.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Death, burning, brain torture, and now a punch in the face.
Yes, I think this pun is truly one of the worst I've come across!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:35, archived)
# I've now got a thousand yard stare.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Woo! Pun factor 9
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# That made me chuckle quietly.
Not a guffaw, just a quiet chuckle. Perfect!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# 10 minutes of solid thinking
and now all i can muster is "groan"

a good groan, though
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# i still don't have it.
juh?
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Help me!
I don't get it... can someone please explain it to me (using small words)
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# cannae pay
canapé
cannot pay...
:)
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# fuck.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)
# fucking damn it.
aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# GGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING FUCK.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)
# He can't pay, but in Scotch
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# I cannae pee?
Hmm I had it as being "I cannae pee" for ages.. but that didnt fit with the punchline.
(, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 14:03, archived)
# ouch!
i feel violated. ;)
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# I cannot express how much I love this
Not even Stephen Fry, with his mastery of the English language, could.

...

(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Ooooooh, thank you!
I love Stephen Fry, so I am even more super-chuffed! :D
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 7:13, archived)
# Hahahahah
that's brilliant, just subtle enough to be properly funny.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 13:24, archived)