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# FACT: Mermaids have no nipples.
 
Their breasts are therefore functionally useless, mere vestiges of an abandoned evolutionary chain.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:19, archived)
# functionally useless?

i'm sure you could stil have a soapy tit wank from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Fair point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# wouldn't even need soap . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:24, archived)
# I dunno
that saltwater can get a tad abrasive...and if there was a sudden swirl of sand whipped up from the ocean floor...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# it would wash the soap away anyhoo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Hmm you're right.
And let's face it, if a mermaid that hot offered you one, I doubt finding some soap would be at the top of your list of priorities.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Is that hot?
 
Takes all sorts, I suppose.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# have you ever tried making love in the sea...

...to an un-soaped pair of mermaid breasts? it's fine on the down stroke, but on the up stroke it rubs the wrong way on the scales.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:27, archived)
# *nods*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# They're still nice though.
That also begs the question, "Do Mermen have winkies?"

Well do they?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:21, archived)
# yes, they do and they are huge
they perform a similar function to mermaids breasts. Something for humans to gawp at.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:28, archived)
# must really screw up
their streamlining. Unless they can suck it in when they need to swim away
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# like blue whales
9ft cock that they keep in a groove along their bellies

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# unlike mermaids breasts
which i should imagine help streamlining and general movement no end...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Yes.
 
Great thick ones like sharks.

No nipples, though.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Norks are never Useless!!!
Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:22, archived)
# To be fair, it is a fantasy
 
so logic is out of place.

I'm surprised he stopped at just two breasts.

: P
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:32, archived)
# ...........why are you surprised???!!!
8|
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:33, archived)
# agreed!

Two would appear to be the best number . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:38, archived)
# unless there are more than one girlie?
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:40, archived)
# well obviously . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:44, archived)
# ..because the anatomy is at your discretion.
 
I rather enjoyed this column the other day:

www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/comics.shtml

See also www.b3ta.com/board/4693913
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 9:52, archived)
# I'm getting the impression that you disapprove of the content of my art.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:10, archived)
# Somewhat, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make it.
 
It just seems like a bit of a rut. The jokes and animations you used to make were great!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:15, archived)