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There was a young man called Dave
who found a dead whore in a cave
he said, 'just my luck to get a cold fuck,
but think of the money I'll save'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)
# It's
funny 'cos it's troooo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# You only know because you were that dead whore!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Ohhhh...
let's have a 'make a limerick' game...

Me first:

"There once was a clever old vicar..."


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# who decided that it would be quicker


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# instead of a Sermon

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)
# he'd capture some vermin
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# and shove them up somebody's knickers.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# nice finish!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# speak for yourself!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# *wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# yeeeech!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# to scream out in german
(I helped save b3ta! blenderboy, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# all that bumming is making me sicker.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# es bildete Jerusalem sounded slicker!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# and stop all the veteran's tickers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# das schlong ist grossen geht weiter!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# I'll dress as a merman


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# If I see a mer-maid then I'll kick her.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)
# to rub in more lube
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)
# from his grandmother's tube,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# and make anal entry even quicker!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# to never wear pants
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# but a long line of ants


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# that put too much strain on his ticker.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# kept making his line of sight flicker
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# with a large millipede for the zipper!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# have another
There was an old man from Northampton
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# who thought he was peter frampton
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# whenever he tried
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# to make limericks rhyme,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# He completely failed. Oh, and he couldn't make it scan either.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# At the wedding of Susie and Martin . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Doctor Evans could not stop farting
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# He blew out the candles

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# and broke all the handles
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and gave the choir mistress a parting.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# and swung the brass handles

EDIT: BAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# He parped through the hymns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# to make up for his sins,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and broke wind as they were departing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and trumped at the rings
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# and on a bit of a whim
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:16, archived)
# removed the disabled parking
/gave the verger a centre parting
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# In a choirboy he pushed his big part in.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# he was shot dead in southampton
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Who was dead, so was really a Phantom

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# his ghostly presence
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# gave bird flu to pheasants

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# and also killed mother's chrysanthemum.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# I'm enjoying this game :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# me too, I'm so glad I came


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# For once, while at work...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)
# I don't look a berk!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)
# although some of these are a bit tame.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Limericks are Bazoo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)
# and me.
ISIHAC!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)
# pssst!
The post above yours is a new one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# aha!
done it!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)
# with comedy timing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)
# which caused all the fowl to contract 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# He walked through the wall


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# and bruised his left ball

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# and now he can't get up and at 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# and left a large bruise on his hampton!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# arf!
www.b3ta.com/board/5229404


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)
# when visiting friends on the coast...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# it's polite to always take toast


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# and also take care
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# you'd better beware


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# or you'll find yourself suddenly spitroast
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# hehehe
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(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# new one

THERE WASN'T A MAN FROM KENTUCKY
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# no, sir, it was a large ducky
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# he lost his face
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# in the annual boatrace
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# beat Oxford and Cambridge, how lucky!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# hehehe
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)
# he finished, he was quite plucky
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)
# He looked like a runt,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# and had a very large punt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# of a bird who's minge was mucky
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# so his missus was everso lucky!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)
# and as a brave stunt


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# he flew! Now wasn't that lucky?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# when taking tea with the Queen
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)
# Remember not to be seen...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)
# to hide 'neath a curtain


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Is naughty, for certain,

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)
# and could be construed as obscene!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)
# excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:30, archived)
# BRILL!
now go and Woo! my pun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)
# for fear of being shot
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:28, archived)
# By a Duke up your bot.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)
# could turn her royal face somewhat green.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)