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# Yippee!
Pun 'o' clock!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# a-turn-e
?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:43, archived)
# pfft!
he looks a little like Jack
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Jack who?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:47, archived)
# JACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# pfff
the level of your puns has turned so law ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# I'll be the judge of that!
Ha! That court you out!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Blimey, that's poor Dave!
Even by your standards...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# hey
I'm a guitar god too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Dude!
*makes bill-and-ted guitar noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
#







lo Doc





* hides *
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# Crikey!
BLERK!!

BLERK!!

BLERK!!

*jumps up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# lo all
This is my second visit in three months!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# *checks almanac*
Hmmm, no, the full moon was yesterday... it's not groundhog day... stumped if I know the significance of your return.

*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# I have a rare 5 minutes with nothing to do
or, I have so much to do but I need 5 minutes insanity.

Hows things?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)
# *hugs blerk*
*runs off home*

Bye all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:56, archived)
# he that hugs and runs away...
...lives to hug another day.

or something like that
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Unsurprisingly
not a lot has changed since we last spoke. Apart from the fact that the leaves are falling off the trees... and Dave's puns have got worse...

How's tricks with you? You sound busy...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Generally good
trying to get my business off the ground but can't find good salepeople who want to earn in excess of £30k!

For some reason they think they shouldo be alowed to stay in the office all day and surf b3ta
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Excellent! (that it's generally good!)
I'm supposed to be handing my notice in soon, according to The Big Plan. All teh scarey though!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Your next boss will work you harder
than your last boss.

(that's assuming your next boss is you!)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Aye.
You assume correctly. He won't let me arse around on b3ta! That's for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:05, archived)
# der der der.. der der de derr...

www.b3tards.com/uploads/jimi.gif
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:51, archived)
# I love that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Blerk!
*leaps on Blerk*
*Blerk falls to floor*
*phones ambylance*

I was just lamenting your absence yesterday and here you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:03, archived)
# *group hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:03, archived)
# 'lo Pot!
*BIG KISS*

*runs off with Pot's tongue*

Missed you!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Please don't leave us alone for so long
We get up to all sorts of misbehaviour and it's not good.

Ooh ooh somebody used your wavy bear in a post. I was most indignant. I think it might have been FPd too!
*gets indignant again*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:11, archived)
# What? This?


or this?

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# The top one
hang on, let me rummage.

Damn, I only found my comment www.b3ta.com/board/5194403 and not the post. It DID get onto the front page. The poster added crudely drawn underpants and a vest and said "come and get me ladies" or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# If it was modified that's OK
that's allowable (I think)

But do you remember the furore I caused when I got FP'd with the Dodi, Di, Dando, Dido thing?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Yep I do
and you were innocent of plagiarism!

This person MUST have used YOUR image to tamper with. It's just too coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Got to go now
Got to get the Badger back to the Badger Hire Depot by 6.00pm.

I will try and get back tomorrow (promise)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Oh, ma-a-a-an
With that bottom image you have GOT to be of the "Play School" generation :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# Yup!
Those were the days :o)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# *Throws Skotzmun out of the round window*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# *holds on by fingertips just long enough to say*
Why was it that what window it was going to be was just SO-O-O-O-O important? My sis 'n' me used to have fights over it!

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*splut*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:27, archived)
# I missed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Pun-o-matic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:48, archived)
# ello. Ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Good 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# but the e is the right way round from his perspective


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# wow
i didn't know a sufficiently bad pun could actually induce physical pain.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# yippee! woo!
that e needs to be animated though!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Maybe later!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Oh dear dear dear
dear

*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:04, archived)