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# Not as bad as pissing Waterworld
I fell asleep in the cinema when I went to watch it (late at night, after many of those beer things) and somehow convinced myself that perhaps I'd missed something good so went and rented the video. I paid TWICE to see that pile of shit.

Hence Olembe's law:
'If a film involves Kevin Costner, don't watch it'

Nicholas Cage ALMOST obeys Olembe's law, but there are exceptions.

Edit: Massive woo to the OP
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)
# have you not seen the great film
Fandango?


(I actually like Waterworld and The Postman...)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Hi Kevin!
We were just talking about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Hunt him down with torches!
Anyone who enjoyed Waterworld forfeits their right to exist
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Both of them are only capable of playing themselves...
... the only actor worse is Sean Connery.... He has a great range - A Scottish king of England, a Scottish Russian sub captain, a Scottish Spanish immortal swordsman...
I hear he doesn't play a bad scotsman though...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# i've seen him play a scottish arab
can't remember which film tho
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Scottish? News to me...
I always thought they called him 007 for the amount of times he visited Scotland, never realised that's what that wanky accent was supposed to be...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# shcotshman Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# I always...
...wanted Shean to do the voice of Lion-O from Thundercats:

"Shword of Omensh, give me shite beyond shite!"

/coat
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha, you silly bugger
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Explosive diarrhea!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
#
he does play a bad Scotsmen - in the Avengers!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)