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# .
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha, that's fucking great
Top notch postage
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Hehehehe.
Woo!
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Arf!

(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Pfft.
Happens more often than you'd think.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
It's funny because it's three hours too long!
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
what an anti-climax ;¬)
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Not as bad as pissing Waterworld
I fell asleep in the cinema when I went to watch it (late at night, after many of those beer things) and somehow convinced myself that perhaps I'd missed something good so went and rented the video. I paid TWICE to see that pile of shit.

Hence Olembe's law:
"If a film involves Kevin Costner, don't watch it"

Nicholas Cage ALMOST obeys Olembe's law, but there are exceptions.

Edit: Massive woo to the OP
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)
# have you not seen the great film
Fandango?


(I actually like Waterworld and The Postman...)
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Hi Kevin!
We were just talking about you.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Hunt him down with torches!
Anyone who enjoyed Waterworld forfeits their right to exist
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Both of them are only capable of playing themselves...
... the only actor worse is Sean Connery.... He has a great range - A Scottish king of England, a Scottish Russian sub captain, a Scottish Spanish immortal swordsman...
I hear he doesn't play a bad scotsman though...
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# i've seen him play a scottish arab
can't remember which film tho
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Scottish? News to me...
I always thought they called him 007 for the amount of times he visited Scotland, never realised that's what that wanky accent was supposed to be...
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# shcotshman Shirley
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# I always...
...wanted Shean to do the voice of Lion-O from Thundercats:

"Shword of Omensh, give me shite beyond shite!"

/coat
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha, you silly bugger
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Explosive diarrhea!
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
#
he does play a bad Scotsmen - in the Avengers!

(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
# haha!

kevin costener in a dull movie??
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Pffft!
Ace.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Hehehe
top job
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!



(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# hahaa!!
very good
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# superb
just superb
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# that be classy!
love the first and last bit.

.. and the bit in the middle.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha!
that's superb.
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 18:48, archived)
# class!
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 21:37, archived)