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# unshopped
story from sky news



funny but a bit extreme shooting the poor bugger
(Tpaz, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
it's harsh until the last line, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:47, archived)
# bastards
I know where I`d like to shove their 4 million dominoes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# i'd have eaten the feathered fucker
if I was sad enough to lay out 4M+ dominoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!
that'll teach them for trying to break world records with sparrows fly about.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Harsh, but hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!

I've just relayed that story to somebody who came in to show me that very story in the paper. I am afeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:50, archived)
# They should be the ones to be shot
sad bastards. They could have at least done something vaguely interesting for a record, like waffle stacking.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:51, archived)
# sounds interesting..
What's the current world record?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:55, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:57, archived)
# 3
I just broke it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)
# I can't get past one
I keep eating them
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:00, archived)
# You need to
leave a gap
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Hmm..
I never get why they only break their record by about 329,000 domino's. If I had to break a record, I would go all out and double it. That would make it a real challenge to break..

Alas, the poor bird. Killed for knocking over 23k dominoes. Where is the justice? Where is the RSPCA? (Or Dutch equivalent)

NeoThermic
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:51, archived)
# funny enough
the dutch word for respect is respect
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Pffft that was even on the dutch evening news yesterday
it was their own record they were trying to break
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Cunts
There's absolutely no need to shoot a bird to move it. You just throw a cloth over it and it goes sparko and you can lift it up and take it outside. It sounds like revenge to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Never mind all that, you haven't picked up on...
"...while cowering in a corner"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Good point
Why was the exterminator cowering in the corner?
(Dark Lord, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:18, archived)
# i thought that too

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)
# hahah!
officialy "funny as fuck"
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 16:19, archived)