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# Everyone else has done one of these so thought I'd have a go....





seemed funny in my head


...but then a lot of things do...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Love woman milk?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:13, archived)
# I think
Liebfrau Milch
is a type of milk
/forgot german
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# It's a wine
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
#
it's the cheapest wine you can buy, usually found next to the lambrusco
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Sandwiched between that and the lambrini
Gah!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# lambrusco is not wine
it is a coloured vile liquid that appears every christmas in my aunts house, as she is a teetotal person wot does not drink, and thinks its lovely.

a bit like martini rosso (also vile)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# I always...
... avoid yellow liquid from the elderly
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
#
and you are wise to do so...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# I know it's a wine
but always thought the translation would be 'woman's love milk'
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# remember
Wineing is marginally better than windging.

Did I spell that right? it doesn't look right, but wtf
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:26, archived)
# Wänchen mein weiner-tube, ja?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# arf! arf! and tres arf!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:14, archived)
# sehr arf?
/pedant
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:15, archived)
# Liebfraumilch == Lambrini
When I was about 16, both were ideal implements with which to remove young ladies' inhibitions.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Never more so than
Buckfast or Mad Dog 20/20!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:18, archived)
# YAY
For MD20/20 ....

Do they still sell it? I remember throwing up a litre of the vile blue one...grim
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# me too
all over Willy Wurst hotdog stand on Blackpool Pleasurebeach
/classy
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Dunno what all the fuss about alcopops was about
MD20/20 was there first in the early 90's
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Lambrini is perry
and therefore made of pears, but they still both taste revolting
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Dr Strange ist ein grosses arschficker!
Woo!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Babelfish got the first part but...
I was had to go to some rude websites to understand the last bit!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Yay for pikey wine puns..
..

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(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Nuns!
Reverse Reverse!

blue nun
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:20, archived)
# hee hee
yup..

can put some good captions on that.. likesay "anyone for a fisting"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# arf
that one is the nastiest of the lot

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)
# does it say "cunty" on his t-shirt?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:27, archived)
# if you want it too
then yes
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:34, archived)