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# no reason
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:34, archived)
# but . . . but . . .
how does she smell?


(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Fishy.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Like kippers
on a sunday mooooooooooooor-or-orning!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# orford!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# *ears prick up*
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:43, archived)
# *prick ears up*
sorry
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)
# I say, is that the Norman keep
in Cardiff castle?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:37, archived)
# I haven't the re-moat-est idea.
Sorry.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# keep such puns to yourself
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# I'm sure he (battle)ment no offence . . .


(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)
# 'Twas taken in good grace
As I assumed he was probably from New-castle, and wanting to to head-but(tress) me or something equally violent.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)
# yep!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# good good
ooh look at that sunset
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)
# *Opens curtains*
You must live further south than me - the sun set ages ago* here.


*By "ages ago" I mean a few minutes ago.
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# i was walking the dog in the crisp afternoon air while it started, which was nice
after a bit of a slow start, today's shaping up quite well
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:49, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# I'd like to open *that* drawbridge...

... ho ho... etc.

/Stereotypically laddish behaviour
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:38, archived)
# So you can
play with her turrets?
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)
# he can run freeeeee in the parsley field
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:40, archived)
# she has turrets syndrome
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# She caught it off Bill Bailey
[/goes to find his old textbook on castles]
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# he loaned it to her
but she decided to keep it
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Bet her
ram-parts would be fun too :)
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Good for quite a few knights
and days too possibly...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Yes, she can "wank me off" any time.



Wait...
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)
# haha
well, I like that for no reason
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:45, archived)
# wack!
nice and surreal
(, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:48, archived)