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# Woo for bouncy skellingtons...
My mate who did physiotherapy had to get one for his studies. He saved quite a lot of money by only buying a half one, which I thought was a bit crap. If you're going to buy an actual real live dead skeleton, you may as well get the whole thing.
(tomsk, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:03, archived)
# top half
or bottom half?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:04, archived)
# here was me thinking
it'd be east or west half
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:05, archived)
# me too
surely just a north/south half wouldn't be much use?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:05, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:06, archived)
# haaa!
i'd never seen that one. i cackled like a witch!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:08, archived)
# I can almost
hear him going "ahhhhhhh"
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:09, archived)
# That is utterly
superb. His face!!!.. and the finger popping out from behind the bone! Heh hee! I take my hat off.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:09, archived)
# YAY!
He reminds me of august...

mmmm...august...only 8½ months to go!!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:10, archived)
# Ahhh haha... love that one...
the benefit of the occasional repost is that others get to see great 'missed' postage
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:23, archived)
# Heh
it made the front page again...

I fear the Monday morning backlash from the anti-repost crew...

*shudder*

Off to bed for me... if I can sleep... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:42, archived)
# oops
maybe I should remix him quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:45, archived)
# bum - I didn't realise
it'd been there already - as most people hadn't seen it i thought it hadn't been there before!
I'll see if i can un f/p it...

nope, i can't- oops!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:51, archived)
# dont
bother.....it's very woo !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:58, archived)
# has he still got it?
is it in the closet?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:04, archived)
# fancy - did he get the top or the bottom half?
How wierd would just the bottom half be?

edit - ohh! b3tan to the question.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:04, archived)
# you're implying
that just the top half wouldn't be wierd?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:06, archived)
# Er, either left or right side I think,
rather than top or bottom. Has all the bones in it then, and no duplication...
What really intrigues me is where do they get them from? Do people bequeath them to skeleton supplies companies, or do their families decide that they'd save on burial costs by flogging what's left of their dead relative?
(tomsk, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:08, archived)
# i think
it's people who 'donate their bodies to medical research'.

i was sickened when i found out my med student flatmate has to cut up whole real dead bodies. yech.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:09, archived)
# my brother's doing medicine
he's got to do whole bodies. all a bit gross.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:10, archived)
# apparently they squirt
i would vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:11, archived)
# surely they only squirt preserving fluid?
the blood would be clotted by then.
I can't believe you can buy east/west - I just assumed Tomsk meant North/South!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:15, archived)
# they squirt bone juice.
and it stinks, apparently.

i would still vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:16, archived)
# is bone juice
a medical term?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:19, archived)
# Yes
It has the same meaning as "sex wee" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# no it doesn't
it's a totally different type of juice.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# all-together?
/airplane
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:25, archived)
# you know
i've never seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# The animals we dissect..
rarely squirt, but its usually the preserving fluid (formalin.. I think), but that f*ckin stinks...
(Siu Loong, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# That's what I thought
when he told me. He's sold it now. I never got to see it, boo.
Right, I'm orf, nitey nite all.
(tomsk, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:17, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 8 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)