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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:28, archived)
# It's funny
because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# that's excellent - and most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# it's really foggy out
and some bloke from portsmouth was just on r5 saying 'i don't think it's fog, i reckon it's smoke, it's all the way down here in portsmouth and i've got 2 kids'

the wand


and woo to you
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# Haha
This, from the BBC site from "Christof"

"I heard this bang and rushed out in my underplants. But it was cold so I rushed in again and went back to bed.
I thought something gone wrong next door but not the boiler becaus that only blew up last year. it turns out to be
some kind of problem in Hemel. Hemel is further away than any one thinks."

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# heh
underplants
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
# woman on the news
i heard an explosion and thought 'oh my god, it's the house' but then thought 'oh, the house is still here'

why do the bbc give these bumwits airtime?
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
# It's weird the way they all say
"it was like something out of a movie"
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# A few weeks ago
on news.bbc.com, seemed to me that about half the articles were about whether or not it was right for them to use photos sent in from members of the public. Personally, I don't think that's newsworthy. It wouldn't matter too much were it not for that fact that everyone who owns a tv in the uk is paying cash for that self-referential burble. The beeb have seriously lost the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Damnit, I will not accept that!
Trash TV may rule every channel but whilst there's still a Doctor and a Tardis on the screen I will NOT stand by and listen to this slander!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# heh
I'm not in the UK and I haven't seen any of the new Doctor Who stuff. Is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:43, archived)
# yes
it seriously is
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Yes, its the only good thing the BBC have done since cancelling Noel's house party.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# noels cunt party can cunting well cunt off
he was a cunt, his father was a cunt, his fathers father was a cunt


but mr blobby was pretty cool
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# well generally
i'd agree with you, but when there was that fire in poole, my dad took a picture and sent it in and they used it as the lead picture on the local news. i was very proud of him :)

everyone else who writes in is a complete tool though. stands to reason.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Personally
I think it's ok that they use pics that are sent it. The problem I have with it is the beeb trying to turn that fact into a news story.

I saw your dad's pic, by the way. Please let him know that I liked it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# will do
dear dad,

some b3tan said your pic was ace.

much love
your son

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Has he replied yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# sadly no
it's bedtime in old people world i think

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# hehe,
I saw that one earlier.
It's just a shame they removed the house direction one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha
the blast was so powerful, when I woke up I was a transformed into a bbc news reporter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Coming soon to the West End:
"Suddenly: Marr!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha!!
(Londingham ., Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# it's like watching sky news
!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:30, archived)
# god damn
you're good
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:30, archived)
# you really have got the hump
with idiots posting all day and night on the BBC forums have you not? Consider this. You have to be visiting all day and night yourself to read them ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah, I'd much rather stick someone elses eyes and mouth on an animal.
(Woo to pic btw)
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Then please go ahead and do it.
And if you really want to get pissy with me then say so and don't try and be a sarcastic fucker.
Don't feel you have to get the Nevilles back as I'm sure he's aware i'm not taking the piss, just having a bit of jocular banter.
If my photoshopping offends you then I'm sorry but I have little other talent so it's not likely to change soon. Get over me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# It wasn't sarcasm.
So stop taking offence at yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# I have to pre-empt
all the bastards that hate me here.

Sorry if I'm getting shirty. I have my angry head on. I'll draw some babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Satirical Neville? This is new
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Well
I struggle to come up with proper satire for most real news. When something explodes and catches fire, it's a little easier!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# That's five 'dream' references away from being an inspirational quote
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# arf
now please do something about this julian opie bollox that is sweeping the board :(
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# sweeping the board AGAIN
not that i'm complaing cos i like them, and it's about the only remotely artistic thing i can do myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# haha
Best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# hehe
it works with your characters :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 2:01, archived)
# ahahahaha
you fucking rock

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(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 2:42, archived)