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# Say what you see..

It am my b3taday!
*dances*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I LOVE SALTBATTERY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Tsk.
That's criminal!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Condiment power
Have some cat cake to celebrate
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:19, archived)
# thank you!
-INSERT PUSSY JOKE HERE-
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:25, archived)
# No jokes
That would be a cunt's trick
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:26, archived)
# where the fuck did you pull that one from ?
you worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:35, archived)
# From my bum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:47, archived)
# ..is it...
pussy cream cake[pie?]

/gets coat
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:43, archived)
# no clue?
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:20, archived)
# A salt with a deadly weapon



Happy b3taday too, have a jaffacake!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:21, archived)
# *phones sid the slug*
pfffft

Now that salt really IS bad for you

EDIT: Why fankew!
*eats, and washes down with orange lucozade*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:21, archived)
#
i was charged with battery and assault just the other day!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:21, archived)
# How much was it?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:22, archived)
#
£2.43 and they threw in a free food mixer!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
# kerching!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:31, archived)
# assault and battery
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:22, archived)
# WINNER!
You win a luxurious round-the-world holiday!*
*Flights, accomodation, catering, tours and car hire NOT included
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:30, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:24, archived)
# why thank you, good sir!
*salutes*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Salt....battery?
Happy b3taday! Have a pie : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:25, archived)
# thank you!
Tasty and delicious!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:27, archived)
# It amazes me how much cake, pie and kittins people get on their b3tadays.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:28, archived)
# -enough to see them round to next year!
*puts up special pie/kitten/cake shelf*
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Freezer jolly good fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Much appreciated, good sir!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:33, archived)
# 'have you lost weight?' *THWACK*
'That haircut makes you look ten years younger' *SPANG*

/Assault and flattery

Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hehehe
Thank you, dear fellow!
(Londingham ., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 11:36, archived)