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# Dick 'cockamanie' Cheney


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(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I'd kick him
he only had to ask and it'd give Dave a break.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:34, archived)
# why?
you have two feet don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Yes, but I can't kick with them both.
I need one for purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:39, archived)
# you can lay on your back
and kick out with both
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:42, archived)
# No.
Dave likes me on my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
that comment will keep me amused for hours
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Frog Fucks Granny
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 14:34, archived)
# I think that It's an invalid question.
I am just me. I am often offensive. After all, it's just the interwebs.

I generally behave like this in real life and, usually, people find me offensive and don't understand why anyone would ever want to talk to me, but I have a good group of friends and a fairly normal wife, so they tend to visit a couple more times and slowly realise I don't mean it.

I have an inability not to say the thing which comes to mind, but you may rest assured that I never mean what I am saying when I say 'Hamtoucher!' or 'cunt'. Occassionally (very occassionally) you might catch me ranting about racism or the environment or something, but I think it is fairly obvious when I am ranting - the posts get really long and are less offensive.

I think though that lubberly is not an expression I would use.

Here I am:
www.extremephotography.co.uk/gallery/search.php?s=manley

I'm a fairly normal bloke who likes to wind people up, is married with a couple of kids and a man in the loft.

All fairly average really.

I shall not be explaining myself again, but since I had shopped Jessie a couple of times I thought that she ought to know that I didn't actually think she was being trolled.

No apologies to Lou though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Thank you
I very much appreciate you taking the time to indulge me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 14:58, archived)
# the video link didn't work :(



woo to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
you fucking loon! :D
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
This made me laugh almost as hard as the original story.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:35, archived)
# the story cheered me up
at least 4 times yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:37, archived)
# "Rubbish, I dropped my ice cream on the floor"
"Hahahaha, what a twat"

Yes, I can picture it now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:38, archived)
# I think I'm going to type in "frog fucks granny" now into google and find what I get
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:36, archived)
# just porn... shame
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:36, archived)
# pity
we should try and rectify that situation
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:38, archived)
# definitely
frog fucks granny should link straight to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I think that eventually
frog fucks granny will link straight to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I'd assume given the current use of frog fucks granny
it might do yes, I hope so frog fucks granny just rolls off one's tongue
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:42, archived)
# frog fucks granny
came about because I couldn't think of anything beginning with F for the frog to fuck.
So frog fucks granny it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:43, archived)
# it wouldn't have been quite so good if it was 'fanta' or 'fetid corpse'
frog fucks granny is by far the best comment regarding frog fucks granny type wording
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:47, archived)
# we just need all of us to start linking to b3ta
with the text "frog fucks granny" then, don't we? Google should soon pick it up.
frog fucks granny
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:44, archived)
# can't we just keep typing
frog fucks granny?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I'm all about frog fucks granny
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:46, archived)
# I think
having frog fucks granny as the link text

as such:

Frog fucks granny

Is more powerful than just repeating frog fucks granny, however anything to increase the frog fucks granny ratio would be grand
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I think if you keep saying
frog fucks granny, it'll definately come up. If enough people type frog fucks granny, enough times, then surely the large use of the words frog fucks granny will get picked up by google?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:47, archived)
# It might be a highly competitive key phrase though
frog fucks granny, i mean
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:49, archived)
# It would probably bring up several photos
of Jacques Chirac anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Racist.
www.google.co.uk/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=%22frog+fucks+granny&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I'd assume so, frog fucks granny should be a common phrase anyway
like a sound of distate of something

"FROG FUCKS GRANNY, that tastes awful"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:49, archived)
# "Frog fucks granny, I've got work in the morning."
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:51, archived)
# but also an exclamation of joy and surprise
"Frog fucks granny! that's a great way to use frog fucks granny!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You win the frogs fuck granny award for best use of frog fucks granny
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Frog fucks granny! I wasn't expecting that!
I'd like to thank my frog fucks granny....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:55, archived)
# What was that?
Frog Fucks Granny, Frog Fucks Granny, or Frogs fuck Granny?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:50, archived)
# that's what I thought
and typing frog fucks granny is easier than linking b3ta to frog fuck granny
but what would I know?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:51, archived)
# It might help that we're replying to posts contaning frog fucks granny.
Wouldn't that mean more people have visited the words frog fucks granny, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:53, archived)
# google will recognise that it is a forum
However: Since there are no results for the phrase at the moment, it'll be a matter of a couple of days to get us to top:

www.google.co.uk/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=%22frog+fucks+granny&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:55, archived)
# what the frog fucks granny is going on?
where'd all this frog fucks granny stuff come from
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:54, archived)
# follow the thread up
to the pic for frog fucks granny fun
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Cliff Richard", huh? They deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Ho-ho
/switches to kelp-friendly version.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:38, archived)
#  
"The BBC takes a very dim view of this sort of thing" - pffft!
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:39, archived)
# it's what they told Pachey Pie
when she spoke to them about her whale news mash
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaahahahahah
ace!

where's Pachey?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:51, archived)
# not seen her about today
or indeed that much recently
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Feb 2006, 13:52, archived)