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[challenge entry] sausage flavoured condoms

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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
spot on, spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Get Spot off!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# *applies cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Reminds me of that stupid...
...Walls Balls advert.

haha
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha or BACON flavoured
www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2005/07/kevin_bacons_do.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:02, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# bad dog
fido soon realise when he used a cheaper brand of peanut butter. BA-ZING!!
(Grabacr, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Ow ow ow ow!
:X
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Sadly,
that would sell quite well in some markets...
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:04, archived)
# lovely stuff as per usual squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# thank ye good sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# oh no, I'm a cunt, haven't you heard :-)
great stuff, the present mrs architect loves your stuff too
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# See, I said you were.
Where's my five pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# ...in the sponsorship thingy
along with another 20 if we're cool
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Of course!
b3ta.com/board/5760929

Edit - also - 'the present' is not something one should say when she's there, it sounds somewhat temporary.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
# *phew*
s'bad enough having an imposter trying to fool people into thinking he's me, can't be doing with an irate hamtoucher being a cnut as well ;)

/the 'present' thing is a radio 2/Wogan refernce, which she knows about, shes even a member on teh board with it...
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=45740

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:17, archived)
# He's not the messiah.
Worryingly, I have given up smoking for lent, so I cannot even blame it on le 'erb
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
# never give up smoking sir...
you'll only live longer to despair about the state of modern britain
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:20, archived)
# If calling people a cunt gets them to sponsor me a pony then I'm off on a spree.
www.sendit.com/video/item/7000000086826
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
careful, I'll get used to being a cunt.

right, now all is right with the world again and ive balanced my ying and yang
/which is a medical phenomenon

I'm off till sometime soon.

'Nite all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# what have you done now?

and thank the missus :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I shall thank her this evening...
... twice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Hey - at least wait till I'm done...........


Okay......I'm done.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Oh lordy I shrieked out loud at that
It is ACE.
*clicks*
'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:12, archived)
# *enhuggles* lo miss pot :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# a underling
getting his underschlong nibbled :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh a great deal
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# those actually exist
in a condom machine down in devon
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)