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# rip lettuce with your hands
using a knife makes it go brown :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# you win
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Damn, I wasted my real one being silly.
'If stored in a dry environment, Sugar will last indefinitely'.

Someone stopped in their car to ask me for directions last night.

He: 'I wonder if you could help me please?'

Me: 'Certainly, If stored in a dry environment, Sugar will last indefinitely.'

He: 'Yes, I know. That's why glass lasts indefinately too.'

Me: 'Glass is not made of sugar.'

He: 'No, sand.' *drives away*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Dry
and wasp free
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Wasps eating sugar
make it wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# when secured in a box
wasps cannot reach the sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# yay!
i knew there was a reason i spent all day on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# You have no friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# this too
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Using my hands
makes it go browner
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Another tip:
Wipe your hands after visiting the toilet for a dump.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I do
Tip. Lettuce is useful for wiping your hands following a dump
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Tip:
If edjogs offer you a salad, decline politely.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)