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[challenge entry] The new Google Religion search
is rather useful when you have to use God to back up your personal opinions but don't have time to do any research...


From the If Google Owned Everything challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)
# out-fucking-standing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# pffft. :)
compo it, squire?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Battlefield Earth, genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)
# FP this
now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Fantastic!
What else is religion for, except to justify unpleasant opinions about other people?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)
# as a Pantheatic Atheist
I believe that you smell of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# No, I'm not ginger
Better luck next time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Is this a rhetorical question?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Stick pins, in him!
Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Congratulations,
You're right
in my sight,
You're a white
(in a non-racist sort of way) knight.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# How was Jethro Tull?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Very good
Though the audience was made up of lots of old blokes...(like me)
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
well, DUR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I saw Jethro Tull last sunday!
yay for old folk-rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)
# It's also good for justifying killing other people,
and for justifying maiming other people, and for justifying taking away other people's stuff.
(tomsk, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)
# that's incredible
So much to be hummus with too, *clicks lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant
w/y/h

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 27 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# That is really rather special
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# fantastisch
Woo. Mit der Yay. Und der houpla.
(testmeuk, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# woo and yay and other exclamations of impressed-ness
that's v funny
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# i like this.
a lot. truly inspired. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Yay...
That is fan-bloody- tasitic. Its kind of the religious equivalent of lying with statistics.

And I need to get the 'Cocker Spaniel Version'
(JamesG, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 17:23, archived)
# THIS!
In a big way.

My only regret now is that I can't reference this picture when stupid religious fuck-nuts start quoting out of context passages*

Unless I get it tatooed somewhere...



*No.. not *those* out of context passages.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
This might be the best thing I've ever seen!
(badly overdrawn boy, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 4:52, archived)
# this really is fantastic
great detail :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 21:02, archived)