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# Now THAT's
an inappropriate Christmas present
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's soopoib.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
quality!

simply bloody magnifique!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:39, archived)
# quality
sheer genius!

I'm being filmed for a corporate video... arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:39, archived)
# Fires in the workplace..
and how to start them
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:41, archived)
# very good.
Accidents waiting to happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:44, archived)
# without weapons
three easy steps to killing your workmates without them even knowing you were there
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:46, archived)
# is that the old KGB christmas
training video?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:49, archived)
# actually
it's titled "How To Look Devilishly Handsome And Be Productive In The Office At The Same Time".

....you pair of gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:52, archived)
# and you're
the comic relief I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:54, archived)
# *sigh*
you're not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:58, archived)
# careful with that forklift Klaus
...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:55, archived)
# you made me laugh
that made my head jiggle, that made it hurt.
but I'm still smiling, I much like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:39, archived)
# One eternally damned moneky doo
cming right up :)

Youp-la Way and hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:39, archived)
# ROFLMAO
Classic!
FP FP FP!
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:41, archived)
# Ooh, I wonder what it is!?
Unwrap it!!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:41, archived)
# brilliant
:)
(Maels, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
how festive :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:42, archived)
# LMBO!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:43, archived)
# When I buy a girlie a big pressie, I like to give her little accessories as clues before the main event
maybe god gave him some carefully wrapped nails in a similar fashion
(Mattyboy, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:47, archived)
# bit like
xmas foreplay.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:50, archived)
# I don't know when nails come in to foreplay
maybe I'm a prude

;)
(Mattyboy, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 11:55, archived)
# oh that's lovely!
Why doesn't Tomsk do that for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 12:09, archived)
# or
Dr. Nick?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 12:11, archived)
# Mattyboy
spends a long time thinking about these things.
(Amerella, Fri 20 Dec 2002, 12:21, archived)