

i hate David Blaine.
Have fun with the all the errors in the text.

i never noticed as i've not checked the news
i've been too busy here on B3ta! :)
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:30,
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i've been too busy here on B3ta! :)

*wipes bloodied fists on passing kitten*
i feel so much better now all
that pent up aggresion is out of my system
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32,
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i feel so much better now all
that pent up aggresion is out of my system

you just lost the keys, remember!
I think there's some willful misinterpretation of "fills in" going on
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:40,
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I think there's some willful misinterpretation of "fills in" going on

so it may as well be borked :(
EDIT:
SORRY PACHEY
in my rush to post and do work i mistook you for Ptolemy.....
*goes to find Ptolemy for a good filling in
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:41,
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EDIT:
SORRY PACHEY
in my rush to post and do work i mistook you for Ptolemy.....
*goes to find Ptolemy for a good filling in

(Mixes us up that is)
No need to apologise. :)
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:46,
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No need to apologise. :)

*damn these hands!!*
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:48,
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given oxygen and food
will hold his breath at the end for 9 minutes while escaping handcuffs
everyone will call him an attention seeking cunt
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34,
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will hold his breath at the end for 9 minutes while escaping handcuffs
everyone will call him an attention seeking cunt

Not much of a stunt really. He'll just get really wrinkled.
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:32,
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However, it's probably not possible to damage his brain any further, so that's not much of a stunt, either.
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:34,
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Hot ride in my air balloooooooon
Your hats still rock, o queen of hats
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:46,
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Your hats still rock, o queen of hats

I love the fact when he was in a box in london we threw kebabs at him!
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Tue 2 May 2006, 16:31,
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