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# if its bindun i'll eat my hat



*sprinkles salt and pepper on to my hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# what is it with shit cider adverts?
cider is not a classy drink! Get this in your thick heads, you trendy fuckers who keep buying it!
Aargh

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# haha
totally, and apples give me headaches for some reason?!?!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# If I wanted a headache
I'd have lots of nice ale
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# hangover?
mmm teh ale is all of teh nice :)
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# cider is the tops
8 cans of 'bow for £5 at the co-op

its fucking excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# i had the same deal recently....YAY!
but didnt drink it in a bus shelter ...shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# you need to go for the combined cider n' superkings offer to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# noo you dont drink it!
you use it for bobbing for apples at haloween! my eyes are still stinging lol
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# cos you're a gayuns
simple as that, *points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Excatly!
Just because its irish, or its served with ice, doesn't make it sexy!
(maddave, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# ^This
I keep expecting them to change the label to Magners Oirish Coider.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand!

When did cider start arriving with fecking ice in it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# if they but it in my pint of beer I will get angry.....
and you wouldnt like me when i'm angry!



ning sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# *waves cheerily*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *runs dangerously fast in your direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *holds arms out for hug*

*braces for impact*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# *misses and falls over on arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Awww!
*picks up and cuddels*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# since Withnail and I
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# That went out
When they started managing to chill drinks on draught. Magners is kept in bottles in the fridge! It's already cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# when the marketing people came up with a ploy to try and sell it to trendy young 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Pah!
Cider shouldn't be fizzy, shouldn't be see-through and shouldn't be full of fecking ice!

Grrr!

And how horribly stereotypical are those crappy Magners ads? I keep expecting an Alan Partridge voicover going, "Dere's more to Oireland dan dis."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
sunday, bloody sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# pffffff.
^ this

^ this, and

^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Cider shouldn't be drunk in any form.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Now you're just being wrong.
There's plenty of forms it should never be drunk in e.g. Woodpeckers, White Lightning, Magners etc.

But there's plenty of forms it most definitely should be drunk in e.g. Old Rosie, bought straight from a farm etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# The ads have been around in Ireland for a few years.
They're not so much stereotypical as just a bit shit. And I happen to think Magners is a lot tastier than Stronbow/blackthorn.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 31 May 2006, 11:47, archived)