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[challenge entry] Cameron goes for the b3ta vote.
/sorry rob.

From the Elect the Tories challenge. See all 183 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:08, archived)
# regulation number of pubes is three
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:09, archived)
# There should only be one cock too.
ows it goin.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)
# boom boom!
what were you saying earlier about seeing me in the Chavish or something?
/terrible memory
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Oh,
yeah, I was walking by Charters last night and someone who looked remarkably like you walked by. I have only seen your pics on your details, not that I am stalker or ought.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:13, archived)
# *Points at the stalker*
He has a shrine to you and everything
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Darn,
*tears down shrine*

*makes new for 4dam*

*unzips*

edit: *man, bullfrog loves ginger*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:16, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:19, archived)
# you searched me out on myspace
you ginger emo stalker (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I DIDN'T SEARCH!
I saw you on Cheeky Boys profile :p
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:18, archived)
# you
searched him out??

who said gingas were normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:21, archived)
# where's Charters?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Weren't you then.
Charters is a pub on a boat with the bestest beer garden and betterer real ales. The to have a beer fest this weekend with a bbq and shit like that.

edit: this place www.diningpubs.co.uk/images/Cambridgeshire/peterborough_charters.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:19, archived)
# They allow
shit in a pub that serves food?? ... surely that's not hygenic

mind you, chav pubs serve shit all the time ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:24, archived)
# i meant what town or whatever
but it doesnt sound like me haha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Peterborough
or chavland, as some of you think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:26, archived)
# peterborough is scary
but i've not been out there since last saturday, and then the saturday before!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Its not that bad,
if you just just ignore

the chavs,
the asian area,
gipsies,
kosovans,
being the third worst in the country for rape.

Apart from all that, its great.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:31, archived)
# it's the chaps from portugal in the bus station that are the most annoying
NO I DONT WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME OR STARE AT ME OR TRY AND TOUCH ME I WANT TO WAIT FOR A BUS NOW GO AWAY! GRRRRR!

/shouts
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:33, archived)
# just shout
"foder a mona" at them (it means piss off)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Forgot about them.
They are a bit anoying. Everytime I go for a ciggy, one always asks for one. They must wait for me to come out then pounce in their b.o ridden jackets.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:37, archived)
# ah.. then you can avail of these usefull phrases....
foder - to fuck; Present Indicative: eu

mamada,broche - cock sucking

chupa-me a - suck my cock

foda-se - fuck (figurative)

picha,sarda - cock

puta, cabra - bitch

foder a mona - piss off

paneleiro,rabeta - faggot

vai-te foder - Fuck you

otario - Asshole, bitch
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:39, archived)
#
*cut and pastes*

*practices for tomorrows ciggie break*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:41, archived)
# I'm you number1 fan :)


*lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:23, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Isn't that "cock squared"
(or cock to the power of cock)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:09, archived)
# you know
you can compo entry in a reply
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)
# *humps*
oi!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:10, archived)
# *draws cock*
*aims cock*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:11, archived)
# *enjoys cock*

*has a lovely nap after*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)
#
nap wank
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Fanks
have done.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:17, archived)