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# drag racing


big baddum tshhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:33, archived)
# haha
nice hat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:34, archived)
# whheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrre did you get that hat
where did you get that hat...?

you know what is hard - wigs on people - it's hard... i gave up - hence the hat.

hello!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:35, archived)
# it's great
and the feather boa too! bit heavy on the makeup these athletes aren't they ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)
# really?
i thought that was quite tame...

*burps loudly*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)
# oww
that is just too good
WOO YAY HOOPLA!
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:34, archived)
# that
is fucking ace! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:35, archived)
# hello!
no it's not but i am a bit wary now - i think i might be gay.. what with that and the homepride gaypride dude... i dunno is this normal?

worried in islington
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:38, archived)
# everyones a bit gay
if online tests are to be believed i think im 26% gay
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)
# im 32%
these online tests are never wrong

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)
# nope
even when they tell you what type of dog you are
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)
# speak to miss 100% fact kitten
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:43, archived)
# I'm afraid
that FACTS are being bandied around this board rather indiscriminately lately, without the full 100% quota of FACT.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Absolutely true
If online tests are to be believed - which they are - then I am Optimus Prime, Charles Manson and a viking. So there.
(Snakefeather, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:22, archived)
# i'm definetely not gay
my dress sense is awful.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:44, archived)
# so is mine
im in shorts
even to go outside
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)
# oh come now,
your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)
# indeed i think i have to face 100% facts
:)

hello yoooooouuuuuuu!

me need sleep in a mo
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:08, archived)
# hello
me sleep too, soon. stomach bug or something. yuck. i'll be in touch about tomorrow :)
night!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:15, archived)
# rah!
either way have a good one and hope the tummy bugs feck right off!

xxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:18, archived)
# how quickly
we all forget... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Don't forget the YMCA Jesus
That's gotta be worth a couple of points on the gaydar...

But then, it's probably healthier to let your repressed homosexual desires out in this manner, rather than shaving your head and wearing doc martens to kick the shit out of people in pink shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:43, archived)
# LOL
and i'm a girl - thanks for noticing though :)
and ymca is one of my own persoanl faves...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:45, archived)
# It's fun to stay at the..
come on, everybody...

*waves hands in the air, and waving them like I just don't care*

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:46, archived)
# but it's troooooooooo
you don't care do you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)
# well...
er.... no!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Would love to join in
but my time here is done. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)
# night
ok the coast is clear, time to 'shop no-hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)
# night
night
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)
# Sleep
tight...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# I did think you were female
But if you're worried about being gay, I thought that suggesting you try playing "tipping the velvet" wouldn't go over too well...

If you do decide to play "Tipping the Velvet" don't forget that this board would love to see your artistic endeavours... :-D
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:47, archived)
# have a treat - it is christmas
eat the peach
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)
#
blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)
# wasnt expecting that
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)
# question is...
did it turn you on?

i wonder see that was my whole thing at the time - what is art/erotica and what is porn... tis why i bought fruitporn.com... watch this space...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:54, archived)
# no
but im sure fruit squashing is someones thing
nice/well written poem tho
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# I can't honestly comment...
Due to other external stimuli, but it didn't hurt none that's for sure.

The imagery created by the words are well reinforced by the graphics, while at the same time your mind is allowed to wander and fill in blanks for itself irrespective of what the eyes are seeing.

Class in a glass.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# thank
you :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)
# : )
poem what i writ yonks ago - flashed it a few years back - should do it proper really... :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)
# I could eat a peach for hours...
but you do need to keep a glass of water by the side of the bed!

Is that your voice then too?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:54, archived)
# That's
fruity.

I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:55, archived)
# oi!
good thing I'm going :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)
# I'll be sad to see you go
But I love to watch you leave!

Night, dear!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:52, archived)
# Thats
ace !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:37, archived)
# hellooooooooo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)
# and
lo to you !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Woo!
Are they famous? If so I expect to see this pic in the Sport by next week!

Gotta go soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:38, archived)
# Woo, I like that,
quite an old joke but well 'shopped
(acme, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:39, archived)
# an old joke indeed
my friend tells me that they actually do do drag racing in barcelona.. the categories are 3" heels and 6" heels...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:41, archived)
# ohh the comic timing in that punctuation
sublime!
(Alpen, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:43, archived)
# love the flying
boa on the guy on the right
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:40, archived)
# ha ha!
you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:42, archived)
# hehe
see above..

ps... sorry for the spng pic of you :)
very n/mice to meet you it was
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:43, archived)
#
.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:48, archived)
# watch it!

grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:51, archived)
# oops...
sorry,
I know you're beautiful normally :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:53, archived)
# :)


/smug
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:02, archived)
# lemur !
lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !lemur !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:13, archived)
# well....
at least it was all 100% of natural spong. Although I have seen it doctored twice, now. yuk.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:49, archived)
# aye
i saw it once :)
natural born spongers the lot of us!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:50, archived)
# it
was a lemur...

*runs away pretty bloomin sharpish*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:56, archived)
# kitten
kitten
kitten
kitten

and I should know!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:59, archived)
# looked like a bloody lemur to me
accepts tedmus's fiver
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:00, archived)
# you ought to be more careful

I have kittenclones very near to you.....
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:04, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeep!
*moves to brazil*
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:05, archived)
# come
on Mr Z !......I have prooooooooooof !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:07, archived)
# i know, mate
but if i don't acquiesce the northern branch of the secret kitten police know where i live...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:10, archived)
# who would dare?
commit such a crime?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:10, archived)
# arf arf
some cheeky young scamp who should know better than to get on the wrong side of the FACT filth.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:24, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Dec 2002, 23:57, archived)
# boing :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 0:01, archived)
# repost...


Gaybraham Lincoln!
(I helped save b3ta! csabai, Tue 31 Dec 2002, 1:11, archived)