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# Got AdeZ?
No shoppery; honestly, this stand was in the middle of Southampton today:



They've even got a website, http://adez.com/ , spouting such gems as 'Your Own Adez' and 'Tried Adez? Did you like it? We're so curious. Let us know!'

I was looking for the hidden cameras, but it looks like they're serious.

Frankly, whatever marketing agency came up with 'AdeZ' needs to be shat on from the fucking moon...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can't wait for
"mmmm, that's Good Adez!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
(The lord Boo., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's a Unilever product too, you would think they might know better
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Sadly, No they don't
I work for their agency...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)
# pfft
someone's been watching too much South Park
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I want some.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# ooo i tryed that at some 'make your house look better' show thingy
it was yummy but i never thought about the name...things genraly take a while for me to get
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:31, archived)
# "If you don't get enough calcium, your body will steal it from your bones"
WTF ??

Mind you, I heard that Sunny Delight started as a marketting test and was a product they never actually expected to take off like it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Until this very moment I hadn't read it as that.
I read it as 'A-dez'. Rhymes with 'A-Fez'. Or 'A-Les'. Or 'A-Bez'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
#

how are we supposed to be reading it?
/tired and not getting it
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Adez ... Aids ....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:35, archived)
# aaaaaaah
y'see i wasn't getting that!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# You are excused.
Because you are Ms Pac-Man in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# *glomp glomp glomp glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# I feel a little ashamed of myself...
... seeing as I should be tuned to these things from two years on b3ta.
But then again - I also feel proud that I actively don't go looking for such things. Just cock shaped stuff. Ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:38, archived)
# I do that.
I see cock shapes and goatse and all that stuff everywhere. It's annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Geoff the Clownfish informs me...
... that if you search for 'cock' on Flickr, my photos are in the top results. HURRAH!

Edit: I have just tried this. The man lies - I am not on pages 1, 2 or 3 out of 11,660 photos with cock in.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Bah. Look what I spotted at a party the other day (indian themed, in case you were wondering)
clicky
The over-highlighting was probably purely accidental, but it jumped out at me ....
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# haha
"entering"

(;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Pfffft.









you crazy loon
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Haha - Flickr search 'goatse' and what do we find?
Our good friend gaijintendo! Oh, and www.flickr.com/photos/carowallis1/173412678/
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)
# Well ... that sign was surely asking for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# as in bad adez :)
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Not good adez?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)
# good point.
if you knowingly drink adez from a carton, do you get good adez or bad adez? or does it depend on the flavour of adez?
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Not sure, but there seem to be three flavours...
"good", "bad" and "...?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)
# ugly adez?
a whole new brand of adez we didn't even know about!
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Wow, I've gotta catch that one ...
Must ... complete ..... collection .......
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Arf!
Can't believe I missed that one...
Damn...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# It's probably meant to be "Ade-Zed" or "Ade-Zee"
or something. I couldn't face going up to them to find out though. I thought it inappropriate to go up to people who are just cheap hired promo labour and ask "WHAT THE CHRISTING FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)
# you didnt notice the adez stand
until you put your picture of the bird in the short skirt onto your pc did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Other way round actually
Otherwise I'd have zoomed in and you'd have gone without matey...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:33, archived)
# it seems like
we went without because you didnt zoom in
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Ha.
Pity she's not that pretty ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Not just curious,
but
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:37, archived)
# BOOM!

From across the room.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Oi, who said you could leave the bed?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Who said you could wear that hideous shirt ever again.
TUTT, you know the one I mean. (I'm actually quite warming to it though!)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)
# oh god NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)
# But I like this shirt very much.
It has pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Pockets is an unusual word for me.
I always want to say it the way Dumbledore does in PotterPuppetPals.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahah
"We also chose this carton because it is energy efficient, airtight and ensures that your AdeZ stays fresh"
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Honestly, that site is a gold-mine:
"If you are having any troubles finding AdeZ near you, let us know!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hahahaha
what, they'll send someone round to help out?
(asdfasdfasdf, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)
# And they've got a comments board:
"People are talking about AdeZ! And we like that."

Social responsibility, if not grammatical...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Hehe.
I know I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 2 Jul 2006, 23:54, archived)