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[challenge entry] ning cunts!

The hilarious Ulsterman has 3 weeks to burn to death as many clergyman as he can using only five for a pound disposable lighters!

From the The Future Of Reality TV challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:43, archived)
# THIS!
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:43, archived)
# haha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahaha
if it was on TV i'd watch it.

Class Mr Bees.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:44, archived)
# This seems like a good idea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahaha brilliant
And i absolutely love the little and large one. I f that doesn't win i'll eat a bacon roll
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:45, archived)
# You're good at drawing
And you have your own style

I even used to think you were a nice bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
thank you, and how clearly wrong you were!*


*remember that words typed don't have the same inflection as words said.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)
# fnatastic!
fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
you're on top form at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Do it now!!!!
Burn!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Oi Oi!
have a woo sir!

How goes?
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:49, archived)
# howdo chap!
no bad at all, finally got a bit of work and money for the time being.
So rotw is going to be a distinct mess.....are you really going to the sun on friday? That place gives me all the anger! I'll have to give you a birthday booze and a sloppy kiss onb saturday in the churchyard i think fella!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:51, archived)
# well....
It seems like a good place to congregate, before moving on - what with the size of the courtyard & all.

I doubt we'll be there all night... But booze may dictate otherwise. hehe.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:54, archived)
# last time i was there
i projectile vomited THROUGH my beard (when it was at its most Hassidic), i laughed so hard i nearly shat. But sadly i had to remove the majestic face fuzz the next day cos it hummed to buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Give a man fire...
...and he'll be warm for the night.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:52, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:54, archived)
# and there it is!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 11:58, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)
# hehe
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 10 Jul 2006, 12:06, archived)