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# SWEET FUCKING CHRIST!


previous cake
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Is his friend performing a manual colonoscopy?
and sorry to TJ but: www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# good GOD that must have been funny
to see
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ahh
he's just looking up an old friend
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I have an old friend
i met him this one time i went to france. he burned my neck
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I love the description of shrinkage
and then expansion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha
that happened to me once. in france
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# no I didn't
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Testicles don't expand and contract
What a load of bollocks. No, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# he'd been tucking them in and leaning back a bit to feel the strain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# yours might not
but mine did.

in bristol
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:06, archived)
# they don't
but your nutsac generally does
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# your name is like mine
but i haven't got a vampire or a monkey or a speed or an i
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# It tightens and loosens
/nutsack pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# same end result though
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Absolutely not
I have studied the topic in great depth
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# whats with th fucking long user names?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
#
his name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# it's because
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# ask Mr H
he started it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Munters!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# the one on the right isn't!


ha ha - check out the dudes

www.barracuda-bar.co.uk/Gallery/20060729/pages/100_1118.htm

www.barracuda-bar.co.uk/Gallery/20060729/pages/100_1112.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# her name is Jacob Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# they need a trip to france
that'll sort their necks out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)
# jesus shitting nutsacks
NSFW!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# fuck off n00b ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)
# you have created the shittest bandwagon EVER
congrats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:20, archived)
# did you miss last week?
mr horrible: responsible in part for many text memes INCLUDING on fucking fire, kasto poligen ha, and neato what now right.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:23, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *cries*
There was a qotw answer about that last week, some scoper got his knacker stuck in a drainage hole from his swimming pool wheelchair

*cries more*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahah
your sympathetic description makes that the funniest thing on this page. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# he was from Bristol
and looked like Barnaby Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# how did you know
it still throbs
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# *awaits inevitable naughty stepping of horrible*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# me? why?
*flutters eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ha ha
you are living up to your name today

nawty nawty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *GASPS*
*looks round nervously for DA MODS*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKNIG FIRE!
POLIGEN HA KASTOKASTO NOW MYSHIRT!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# he's on jacob dyer?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
#
FROG FUCKS GRANNY
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# FREE STEMMIL!
3/10 needs more Bufffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy


my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:04, archived)
# You've gone gay
Is there a bit of rimming action going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# it is rimming
but can a lady not rim a gentleman?
You can tell she's a lady from the position of her legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Yes, yes they can indeed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# thats no lady
thats my wife.
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# is she from bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# no
(waxdart hello., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# haha I actually wasn't meaning the rimming
THE RIM JOBS ARE ON ME!

I meant the fact that you are drawing FUCKING CAKES you fud

And what dixon said ;D
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# you don't like my cake drawing phase?
you don't want to see what an enormous frech fancy causes people to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# oh lord
Imagine taking all your clothes off and sitting down hard on top of it, right in the centre of the cream nipple

or

or

how about this

Work up a stonker of a hardon and pierce the fondant crust of the nipple with it and pound away


or

hold on, be back in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)
# hahahaha
But I know what the giant french fancy does.
I've seen it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:32, archived)
# :D
Mmm, cakes :P
Hahahaah :)

Oh noes! My internets am broken :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# mmm
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Yeh Cherry Bakewell Rimming Action!
Ahhh-yeeaa-eahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
is he having his scruttocks licked?

heya waspy!

.. you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:05, archived)
# he's a fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# well look what the cat dragged in!
howdy noncebritches!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:11, archived)
# do you live in Bristol?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hello twinky
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:16, archived)
# you burnt my neck!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# FUCK YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)
# is this some kind of stick cherry bakewell frottage going on in the corner there
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)
# did you not look at the sweet luscious cherry
and the delicious oozing jam and immediately whip out your engorged member?

It's just what cerry bakewell does to a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:13, archived)
# i just had one of those a while back.
i have another one to have with some tea later.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)
# and what about a bakewell?
*comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:15, archived)
# A rimjob?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Fantastic!
some hot head-arse action there, raaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Do you do requests?
Lemon ricotta cayke!
175g softened butter
175g caster sugar
3 lemons, zest of
3 eggs, separated
250g ricotta
125g self-raising flour
1 tsp baking powder

Heat the oven to 180ºC/fan160ºC/Gas 4. Butter and flour an 18 cm spring-form cayke tin. Beat the butter and sugar with an electric whisk until light and fluffy then beat in the zest, yolks and ricotta. Whisk the egg whitesto stiff peaks, then fold into the ricotta mixture. Fold in the flour and the baking powder then spoon the mixture into the tin. Bake for 30-35 mins until risen, firm and golden in colour. Cool for an hour in the tin. Draw. Serve on b3ta. Serves 8


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Sounds lovely!
But I'm sticking to the Mr Kipling range
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)