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# fish thing affected me, I swear...

make yer own!

Will linky if offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Yes.
yes yes yes. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Oi
Your Twin Towers got high marks at my work yesterday. Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Yay.
I did it myself as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# YAY
FAN-tastic! Yeah, I didn't know how people would react, bt response was favorable.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:59, archived)
# The
one thing I love about b3ta above all else is the subtlety with which the jokes are presented.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:59, archived)
# subtlety?
teach us of this concept, mortal!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# It's
when you say 'Hello love/pretty/dave/darling.' before doing her roughly up the wrong 'un instead of diving straight in there.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)
# oh...
well THAT'S no fun...

no screaming?

no anal fissure bleeding?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Oh no
Just as much, and you even get to see the shocked look on their face before the entry of the spam-javelin... it's brilliant! And it's subtle, mmm.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:14, archived)
# *sings along cheerfully*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)
# the S&M man
cuz he mixes it with love and makes the HURT feel good!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
How emo!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Meh...
no denyin' it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Mummy?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# HA!
sort of... I'm afraid I'm not nerd enough to totally get it, so it's a bit RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Dick head.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Careful
He will report your IP address to WP:ABUSE, then you'll be sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:04, archived)
# okay, now I'm REALLY confused
*please inform*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:05, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:05, archived)
#
Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. If this is an IP address, and it is shared by multiple users, ignore this warning if you did not make any unconstructive edits.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)
# YOU ARE A NONSENSE
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:06, archived)
#
Thank you for experimenting with Wikipedia. Your test worked, and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:07, archived)
# hey, thanks for that
now please inform me of the meaning of this Wikipedia thing? Is this Sith Lord dork banning RAND for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Er,
Yes. Probably for writing "Daz Sampson is an accomplished paedofile". Which he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:14, archived)
# oh...
you see? That wasn't so difficult.

You get a Gold Star!

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Wikipedia...
Bills itself as a free 'encyclopedia'. The founding principle is that literally anyone can edit any article.

This does of course mean that wikipedia is not so much fact, as popular opinion. Expert knowledge is modded down by the likes of our friend 'the dark lord of the sith' who will most likely never know the touch of a woman.

I am not Andrew Orlowski, and you may not claim £5.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# using wikipedia is like doing your A-level homework from school library reference books
in a very bad comprehensive under special measures
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)
# using wikipedia is like doing your A-level homework from school library reference books
in a very bad comprehensive under special measures
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)
# The founding principle *is* . . .

or

The founding principles *are* . . .

Wikipedia rocks, but there will always be plenty
of English cunts ready to trash it because that's
what English cunts do, they trash everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:48, archived)
# that's right
because only people from england are bad, everyone else in the world is great...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Lighten up. You're the ones who revel in taking the piss out of
everything. Don't start whining because someone
takes the piss out of you.

The only thing worse than an Englishman who hates
everything is an Englishman who takes himself too
seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
awww bless

you really think I've overcome with hatred and despair at that statement

actually I don't start whining when people take the piss out of me, I can take it back. And I'm certain I don't take myself seriously, but clearly you need to, otherwise you wouldn't have made the comment.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:11, archived)
# you are right, of course.

you weren't whining, you were just, uhm, being
funny, no that's not it. Whatever it was, was
much too subtle for my simple mind.

I'm a bit confused. You don't take yourself seriously
but clearly I need to?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:48, archived)
# and vice versa

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:54, archived)
# ???
Am it orgy tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:13, archived)
# goodness
does he really call himself "dork lord of the sith"?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:00, archived)
# well, this is Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# what a poohead
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Further proof.
If such were needed, that Wikipedia is a complete pile of bollocks.

Anyone else fancy a campaign of adding RAND's edits back onto the page repeatedly?

EDIT: Just put it back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# you are awful
but I like you!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:24, archived)
# shame his website developed some level of competancy
it was a fun invasion, wasn't it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Aaaaaand...
It's been modded back.

Time to add it again.

Hey, I've got no plans tonight. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:31, archived)
# what's the better than daz sampson thing?
how did that slip through?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Dunno.
Wasn't me.

That's been modded too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
ahh bless

sadly nobody really gives a shit in the long run
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:38, archived)
# The way I see it
The editors are saying it's vandalism to say Daz looks like Huntley, but have said nothing about saying that Huntley resembles and based his life on Daz Sampson...
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:58, archived)
# it's a funny old world
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Indeed tis
*waits patiently for either article to be edited*
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:01, archived)
#
"Please do not add offensive nonsense to articles, as you did to Daz Sampson. Thank you. TomPhil 20:32, 11 August 2006 (UTC)"

Ooopsy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:33, archived)
# oh noes!
rumbled!

they'll probably lock the article, due to abuse

hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah but I'll see how long it takes first.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:39, archived)
# it's like some kind of epic
battle of wits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:39, archived)
# you dropped this
(t)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)
# ta
it's an epic battle of witts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
twits
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:46, archived)
# no wai!!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Except without the wits...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:43, archived)
# yes
it's like a vigorous orgy of flids trying to reach for toothpaste on the top shelf or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:46, archived)
# That's a lovely image.
I challenge you to animate that!

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:50, archived)
# I may sometime
but I'm sure someone else could do it quicker and better and more vigorously fliddy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:52, archived)
# I nominate Butters.
His animations am the Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:55, archived)
# indeed
it could be "shelving massacre II"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I quite like my contributions...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Woo!
hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:54, archived)
# *cough*

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:28, archived)
# I'M MAKING MY CONTRIBUTION
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daz_Sampson

edit:someone changed it back, so i made it extra hard.
edit2:blasted all, they caught me, sorry Rand, i tried :)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:44, archived)
# hahahahah
:D

*edit* GO man go!!! go man go!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
You beat me to it...

Just as I'd put in a new proxy so they won't block my IP...
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:49, archived)
# it came back
you know, you do realise that you are all fighting over daz sampson

in a way, that means, he's won!

hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:56, archived)
# even if he won
there had to be at least one person somewhere in the english speaking world that wanted to learn about Daz Sampson, and for a brief second in glorious history saw that he may, or may not be, an accomplished paedofile.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I guess it gives the other paedophiles something
to look up to.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
daz sampson

is there no end to his talent
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:28, archived)
#
end start
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)
# it's a classic comment
to which there can be little comeback
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Oh wow...
aren't you clever.
(JamesG, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:32, archived)
# hmm
after twenty years of intermittently hearing "tasteless" baby jokes (etc), I find them a bit pointless. Still, no reason for teenagers not to like them.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# though
I am no teenager (at least not in age)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:03, archived)
# I am a teenager in age only
But in no other way :|
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:08, archived)
# hey thanks for that!
now tell us how you REALLY feel...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:11, archived)
# do you meen this
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I suppose so!
Thanks, mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:34, archived)
# If only Huntley had just asked
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:13, archived)
# very noice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Why thank ye
:D
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Haha
oh that's brilliant. It fits perfectly.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I'm a sick sick puppy
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Go see a vet.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)
# The waiting list is too long
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Shall
I buy you one of those collars to put on your neck to stop you from scratching?

Maybe you need it on your cock instead. Where's the problem?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:29, archived)
# It's in my amputated arm
or paw
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:33, archived)
# One Handed
typing skills, were they well practised before hand? Or before lack of hand, rather.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:42, archived)
# I'm using that microsoft speech recognition program
(I R Advertiser How can you live like this you're out of control?, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:53, archived)
# I bet
this man could too




Woo!!
(UTB, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:18, archived)
# NOW JUST WAIT ONE GODDAMNED MINUTE! WONKA NEVER SUNG THIS SONG
the shopkeeper did!

I demand a refund!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:36, archived)
# take it to the manager
I merely work here.


*slurps pepsi, looks at feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:38, archived)