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[challenge entry] Ow.

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(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# that's a big weapon you have sir
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Eeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You're going to have naked photos of you

*gets ready for a megawank*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
yeah, I signed up, didn't I! *worries*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# signed up to what?
we don't want to see you naked.
Not until the next tissue delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4903
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha
this

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/4903

I actually don't remember doing that. I was almost certainly drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Why did you unsign yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)
# BOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)
# because i can't really see myself travelling to Colchester
to be photographed naked.

Although it's not out of the question.

Perhaps I should re-sign.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Just stick your cock on a scanner and run off 100 copies.
Send the CD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Haha.
This. Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:03, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)
# You'll just all end up bumming each other anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Is it a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:42, archived)
# i think it's for a game
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Like pheasants?
Or big game, like effalumps and tigers?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# big game
lions and tigers and bears, oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# pfft.
bit low fucking poly isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# What university
did Low Fucking Poly become?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# University of North London
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
x 3
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Damn TFT monitor
that text is unreadable
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:43, archived)
# It says
Beware of sharp edges

on this TFT monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# mine too
that must be the correct answer then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# sharp edges?
no?
(jammsoftheclanns live forever or die trying, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# MY NAME IS INGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY BROTHER. PREPARE TO DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# you rang?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Ace!
she's not really left-handed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)
# FATHER!
INCONCEVIABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I do THE BEST impression of 'inconceivable!'
Not in the literal sense though. My ovaries are great, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:48, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Well... I've not actually tested them out with the whole 'conceiving' thing.
But I am fairly convinced that when the time 'comes', I shall be more than capable.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:51, archived)
# good good
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Lots of little Carolines. Ahhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)
# first word?
FLANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)
# MONOBROW!
?:&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Inigo, not ingo.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:11, archived)
# MY NAME IS INGO RADEMACHER. I WAS ON A SHORT LIVED AUSTRALIAN SOAP OPERA CALLED PARADISE BEACH. PREPARE TO DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)
# OK
Ok, so you want naked photos of men, and have posted a photo of a large weapon in the challenge. Any link?
(Ok, I'll get me coat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:09, archived)